That Ish I Dont Like

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

I hate it when you've gotta a good buzz after a few drinks and the urge to piss hits you. So you finally decide to get off your lazy ass and go drain the main vein. You whip your dick out, lean your head back and let it flow. Ahh yeah you're pissing, but there's a problem. You look down to realize that your piss has decided to make a "right turn Clyde" out of your dick and you're pissing all over your boot.

Yeah thats that shit i dont like. What you got?

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[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

I hate it when you've gotta a good buzz after a few drinks and the urge to piss hits you. So you finally decide to get off your lazy ass and go drain the main vein. You whip your dick out, lean your head back and let it flow. Ahh yeah you're pissing, but there's a problem. You look down to realize that your piss has decided to make a "right turn Clyde" out of your dick and you're pissing all over your boot.
Yeah thats that shit i dont like. What you got?

When you're at a big party with a few people you don't know and out comes the meth. Anything but that.

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

Ah yes. Kinda like Me, Myself, and Irene. The bathroom scene.....fvcking hilarious.!!

 

[big scott]

When you're at a big party with a few people you don't know and out comes the meth. Anything but that.

Were, I neeeeeeed.....

 

[DJSlowfets]

Im fine with whatever happens at parties until Caitlyn Jenner shows up then I know its my que to exit the event, at that point ive obviously overstayed.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Ah yes. Kinda like Me, Myself, and Irene. The bathroom scene.....fvcking hilarious.!!

???

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

im good with anything that happens at parties, tho i do hate the way crack smells when its being smoked. whatever floats you boat bro. same with Caitlyn, rock it girl. snap, snap.

 

[DJSlowfets]

im good with anything that happens at parties, tho i do hate the way crack smells when its being smoked. whatever floats you boat bro. same with Caitlyn, rock it girl. snap, snap.

Shes the "New Normal" we oughta just get used to fa*s and fairies runnin around, she is now the guiding light for the weirdos to come out and "express" themselves

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

Why does Caitlin gotta be brought up??

I've heard enough of that crap already.

 

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???

Watch the movie. Then you'll understand.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Why does Caitlin gotta be brought up??
I've heard enough of that crap already.

 

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Watch the movie. Then you'll understand.

i dont like jim carrey

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

Then there's something wrong with you.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

i dont like jim carrey

his "kids" make the movie, funny **** lol.

I love the scene when they make a bet that an egg will fit in the pilots ass and take the chopper lol

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

his "kids" make the movie, funny **** lol.
I love the scene when they make a bet that an egg will fit in the pilots ass and take the chopper lol

now thats a bet. raw egg or boiled.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

now thats a bet. raw egg or boiled.

can't remember. But the **** they say and do made the movie IMO

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

can't remember. But the **** they say and do made the movie IMO

boiled egg would be to easy. stick a raw egg in your ass without breaking it and i'll give you $100.