Texts From Last Night

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

Best Nights of the Week

Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.

she peed on how many people?

The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.

there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.

he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.

i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever **** blocked me

You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.

dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore

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[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

retoast

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

retoast

Sorry!

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

repoast

 

[bhsdriller 10+ year member]

repoast

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

peemost

 

[Tone415 10+ year member]

repoast

repost

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

Sorry

Sorry

Sorry

Hey, screw you!

Sorry

lol

 

[Tone415 10+ year member]

You've been DOME'D!

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

You've been DOME'D!

Noooooooooo!!!!!!

')'>

 

[natisfynest 10+ year member]

In case you havent heard this is a repost

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

tsoper

 

[natisfynest 10+ year member]

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

I love TFLN.

But sorry to inform you that you have reposted.

 

[Tone415 10+ year member]

****, You got SUPER DOME'D!