Tell a sad story in only 4 words.

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

That's what she saidAnd apparently you too

let your mom know

I want my $50

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

boy, do i got a sad story, broken into 4 word phrases because im not going to multi-quote myself;
went to plow snow

on a dry stomach -

-and only morning coffee

got there at 5pm

bobcat dies under load

bobcat wont stay primed

fuel system losing pressure

air being sucked in -

-primer bulb always soft

primed/restarted thirty+ times -

- over a quarter mile

parked bobcat, grabbed snowblower

no headlamp, flat tire

blade curled, catches transitions

handlebars jab my ribs -

- when corners get caught

still, gotta get done

five hours operating snowblower

snowblower fuel runs out

half mile to base

coworker takes me there

burned lots of calories

sweating in my workwear

cold, wet, tired, sore

severe dehydration sets in

delusion and dry heaves

need water right away -

-and to use shitter

damned clubhouse is locked

go to find gasoline

no f'n gas can

boss's son is radioed

no key to clubhouse

goes for gas/water

coworker/me go shoveling

dry heaves in truck

dry heaves outside truck

only foamy stomach fluid

**** myself dry heaving

made a f'n mess

sitting down is cringeworthy

last house is shoveled

slipped on the ice

f'd up my leg

*family guy knee skit*

retirement community anti-salt

considering filing a lawsuit

reconsider due to fallout

go back to base

get fuel and water

informed the boss's son

realizes im not kidding

im irate and frustfuckinstrated

im done, going home -

-after i fuel snowblower

drank water rather quickly

left to go refuel

projectile water vomit abound

fuck this, im out

worst f'n night,... EVAR.

jesus, you need drink

 

[los33 10+ year member]

jesus, you need drink

End of muthafukn story
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[Papermaker85 5,000+ posts]

let your mom know
I want my $50

Come get it punk

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Your girl is louder

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thats not sad bro.

*He* spanked my monkey

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That's not gay.... right?

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Quoth the raven;

Nevermore.

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[wew lad 5,000+ posts]

Hillary Clinton not jailed

 

[Popwarhomie 5,000+ posts]

I have erectile disfunction.

 

[Lbetts818]

I have erectile disfunction.

Needs a blue pill....

 

[Popwarhomie 5,000+ posts]

Needs a blue pill....

Rather have some cocaine.

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

Rather have some cocaine.

Oxyconton good for ya?!

 

[Popwarhomie 5,000+ posts]

Oxyconton good for ya?!

I prefer cocaines smell.

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

I prefer cocaines smell.

You need 2 ohms.

 

[Popwarhomie 5,000+ posts]

You need 2 ohms.

I need Working DSR1....

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

I need Working DSR1....

For 2 ohm load!