Tell a sad story in only 4 words.

[Blove1991 10+ year member]

I'm still a virgin.

 

[giltyler]

I just got married

 

[mikedeezxxx]

Farted twice while sneezing

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[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

I'm still a virgin.

That made me laugh.

 

[kcr357 10+ year member]

promised 160 got 155

 

[rwlaney]

Jizzed in my pants

 

[NSTALN 10+ year member]

The rash is spreading...

 

[Popwarhomie 5,000+ posts]

Herpes meds are expensive......

 

[legendndisguise 10+ year member]

Price, 2 crowns, $3100.

 

[Jcsaudio]

Die stupid thread die.