Tell a sad story in only 4 words.

[Darth_Immitis]

I farted it’s wet

 

[Popwarhomie 5,000+ posts]

Peeing burns so bad....

 

[Jeffdachef 5,000+ posts]

we need to talk

words of absolute horror.

 

[BOOMINGRANDPA 5,000+ posts]

sons gf car repoed..

 

[BOOMINGRANDPA 5,000+ posts]

somehow cost us $1500

 

[BOOMINGRANDPA 5,000+ posts]

wifes check + $600

 

[BOOMINGRANDPA 5,000+ posts]

b4 i got up

 

[Popwarhomie 5,000+ posts]

No one cares gramps.

 

[Hertz Mafia]

Amps out of stock

 

[bigblank69 10+ year member]

Boss to buy Sundown

 

[Sonic. 10+ year member]

The young boy asked.

So the young boy asks his father, "Dad, what 's the difference between a ****** and a ****?" The father takes his son down into the basement and pulls a Playboy magazine from the drawer of his workbench. He opens the magazine to the centerfold then takes a Sharpie marking pen and draws a circle around the Playmate's pubic region. He then calls the boy over and explains, "Son, everything inside the circle is the ******. Everything outside the circle, that's the ****."

diff bet a vag and a cunnt

 

[kr15 5,000+ posts]

2 ohm ratings matter

 

[Boominburban 10+ year member]

going down, she sharted ...

 

[THATpurpleKUSH 5,000+ posts]

sons gf car repoed..

Don't be a retard

Pay bills on time

 

[THATpurpleKUSH 5,000+ posts]

I'm not a player

I just fuck alot.