ShaniquaJenkins
tappin_azz's Baby Mama
One night me and some my girls were on real shit ready to get crunked up and go crazy. We went to this trailer park in the next project over and started sippin our dranks. We were popin it, lockin it, and droppin it. Having a crazy time then I saw him. Im not usually into white bois, but this one was different. In that red FUBU shirt, baggy jeans, fresh supa clean Air Jordans, and a du rag, this scrawny white boi was soooo sexy.
We got to talking and a talker he was. Sweet talked me like no other nigga Ive ever met befo. Anyway we started drankin and smokin, then he got all wild and got into a fight. There was a guy at the party who was supposedly a cage fighting world champion or something. He was a big guy, like 6'7 275lbs of pure muscle... But it was no match for Tappin. One punch and he was out cold. At that point I knew he was the man for me. So we went back to his trailer and he started telling me how I was the kinda girl he could start a relationship wit. One thing leads to another and he was giving it to me. Im surprised his trailer didnt roll off the jack stands he was being so rough.
The next morning after we had *** like 30 times in a row, we exchange numbers and I head to work at the local Popeyes Chicken. When I got off I tried to call him and it was the wrong number! What an asshole! I just mark it up to bad judgement and go on living my life.
A week later, I wake up puking. My worst fears are realized when my girl Shanaynay brings me a pregnancy test and its positive. I went back to his trailer, keyed his car, and beat down his door, but he didnt come out.
I just wanted everyone to know that tappin_azz is a coward and got me pregnant and ran out on me to have this baby on my own! If you were a real man you would step up!
If anyone sees that nigga make SURE you tell his scrawny, wigger, Southpole wearin' ass to call me back!
We got to talking and a talker he was. Sweet talked me like no other nigga Ive ever met befo. Anyway we started drankin and smokin, then he got all wild and got into a fight. There was a guy at the party who was supposedly a cage fighting world champion or something. He was a big guy, like 6'7 275lbs of pure muscle... But it was no match for Tappin. One punch and he was out cold. At that point I knew he was the man for me. So we went back to his trailer and he started telling me how I was the kinda girl he could start a relationship wit. One thing leads to another and he was giving it to me. Im surprised his trailer didnt roll off the jack stands he was being so rough.
The next morning after we had *** like 30 times in a row, we exchange numbers and I head to work at the local Popeyes Chicken. When I got off I tried to call him and it was the wrong number! What an asshole! I just mark it up to bad judgement and go on living my life.
A week later, I wake up puking. My worst fears are realized when my girl Shanaynay brings me a pregnancy test and its positive. I went back to his trailer, keyed his car, and beat down his door, but he didnt come out.
I just wanted everyone to know that tappin_azz is a coward and got me pregnant and ran out on me to have this baby on my own! If you were a real man you would step up!
If anyone sees that nigga make SURE you tell his scrawny, wigger, Southpole wearin' ass to call me back!
