I
Wanna **** A Dog In The ***
He Wants to **** a dog in the ***
I wanna **** a dog
That's right kids
I
tried to **** your mom in the ***
tried to **** your dad in the ***
could only find the dog
and his ***
We
Wanna **** a dog in the ***
We wanna **** a dog in the ***
We wanna **** a dog
I
Tried to **** a ****in' pirate in the ***
Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur
Tried to **** a ****in' pirate
But I found the dog
Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister.
(He's a Mexican pirate)
We wanna **** a dog in the ***
We wanna **** a dog in the ***
Wanna **** a ****in' dog
**** you!`