Sweet honeybee of infinity

[wesl56 10+ year member]

Approximately 2 blocks. What a lengthy rampage of destruction that was, so much blood I couldn't see out of my windshield. But I was too drunk for sight to mean anything anyways.I'm gonna make the same drunk drive tonight if all goes well.

Bunch of cocksuckers. I hope I run over your kids.

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[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

2 blocks? You mean to tell me that you can't walk 2 blocks?

 

[CRAZYCORNUTS18 10+ year member]

2 blocks? You mean to tell me that you can't walk 2 blocks?

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lulz

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

lmao @ too lazy to walk 2 blocks...

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Who else is insanely hungover today?
I kept drinking JD from the bottle as if it was water like I had something to prove, every time the reaction was more horrified I drank more and acted like it wasn't horribly disgusting to keep stepping it up a notch.

Well, fast forward a few hours and I'm weaving all over the road, somehow managing to park in my parking space, and stumbling up to my apartment to start making at least 7 different meals, all of which were inexplicably abandoned in favor of falling asleep with all my clothes and shoes on.

Life is stupid.

If by "life" you actually mean elementxero then you'd be entirely accurate.

should of called a taxi

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you could of killed someone. you drunken bastard

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well. They say its better to do your drinking and then go driving.

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how far away were you from your apartment

Should it matter?

Dumbass.

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Approximately 2 blocks. What a lengthy rampage of destruction that was, so much blood I couldn't see out of my windshield. But I was too drunk for sight to mean anything anyways.I'm gonna make the same drunk drive tonight if all goes well.

Bunch of cocksuckers. I hope I run over your kids.

I hope one of our kids runs over you.

Then backs up and does it again.

Then does it one more time for good measure just to make absolutely certain there is no possibility that you are still breathing.

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

If by "life" you actually mean elementxero then you'd be entirely accurate.

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Should it matter?

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I hope one of our kids runs over you.

Then backs up and does it again.

Then does it one more time for good measure just to make absolutely certain there is no possibility that you are still breathing.

You'd think with all the time you took to quote all of those posts there would be some shred of wit as a payoff.

I guess I should learn to have low expectations for posts made by bible belters.

Also FYI - I was too drunk to walk home, driving was safer.

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

You'd think with all the time you took to quote all of those posts there would be some shred of wit as a payoff.
I guess I should learn to have low expectations for posts made by bible belters.

Also FYI - I was too drunk to walk home, driving was safer.

Bible belters?

Eat a dick.

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

Approximately 2 blocks. What a lengthy rampage of destruction that was, so much blood I couldn't see out of my windshield. But I was too drunk for sight to mean anything anyways.I'm gonna make the same drunk drive tonight if all goes well.

Bunch of cocksuckers. I hope I run over your kids.

you have a far greater chance of doing it before us at this rate...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/*******.gif.a649d21efc0d1fd4890a6428166586c1.gif

ppl who drink and drive regularly deserve to have their cocks cut off //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

hahaha. Low blows FTW

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

you just gave me a new sig... not really a funny sig, but quite informative about your personality

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

I got pulled over after drinking last night, blew a .118

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

you just gave me a new sig... not really a funny sig, but quite informative about your personality

M'yes I do say that is quite informative indeed.

Contrived douche.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

You'd think with all the time you took to quote all of those posts there would be some shred of wit as a payoff.

I wasn't even remotely attempting to be witty, pinhead. Hence the complete lack of wit found in my post.

I was merely attempting to illustrate that you are rather alone in your views about how acceptable your behavior is/was.

I guess I should learn to have low expectations for posts made by bible belters.

By that logic (or lack thereof) should we harbor a complete lack of faith regarding your views on whether or not driving while severely impaired is an acceptable practice since you hail from the state who continues, term after term, to see fit to re-elect Teddy Kennedy?? I mean - since it is a well-known fact that he doesn't mind engaging in such a practice up to and including causing the death of another human being and then simply walking away from the scene and going home as if nothing happened...

Also FYI - I was too drunk to walk home, driving was safer.

If you're too intoxicated to manage to navigate the vast distance of two whole blocks walking then in no shape, fashion, or form were you fit to operate a motor vehicle.

I take heart in the fact that seemingly everyone on the forum - but you - gets it.

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

If, by this point in this discussion, you have failed to realize that I am not in any way shape or form seriously advocating drunk driving you are so completely devoid of analytical capability and even simple logic that I sit here (***** by the way) completely stunned and amazed.

Bravo, Einstein, bravo. But don't stop now, the world needs your uncanny powers of deconstructing absurdity and bringing it back down to reality! Go, Buzz Killington, your fight rages on! Sarcasm is your enemy!

You fuckhat. I'm making fuckin posts implying that I rode a vehicular preteen bloodbath back to my house and you are calling M.A.D.D. handing out pamphlets. Lighten up, chief. I'm sure someone you know got splattered by some lush in your recent past and I'm sure that hurts, but guess what? Tragedy is funny.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Also FYI - I was too drunk to walk home, driving was safer.

That comment in itself is laughable at best.

It's 2 f*cking blocks. Should take you what, 5 minutes tops on foot?

Yeah, driving was the much safer option. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif