Sunburn

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

Dont use the whole bottle at once though, its got some kind of medicine (forgit which) that can slow your heart rate use too mufh and it could kill ya //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
Edit: I think its lidocane

Little late.

Shitty.

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- Steve

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

Ok this is what to do, get REAL aloe of the tree, cut a limb and then cut it in half, smear it everywhere, do it again when it drys and dont wash it off, works best and helps stop peeling. that aloe vera shit is complete shit cant compare to the real thing.
-Mike

While only having two arms and two legs, I've learned that climbing a tree takes more skill than my tailbone originally thought.

I'll stick to the stuff in a bottle for now, until I feel all outdoorsy and woodsy and make bark soup over a campfire. Then I'll go up a tree //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

- Steve

 

[Radar 10+ year member]

You dont need to climb it. just find somebody with an aloe tree(preferably a neighbor you dont like) and chainsaw that sucker //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/satan.gif.9c6a335ed7aeeed3ee273e573f1fcaac.gif

Not sure how many trees like that youll find in Canada though.

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

Zero, in my town.

I look sexy sitting in my desk chair in dress pants with no sports jacket and shirt.

- Steve

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

Zero, in my town.
I look sexy sitting in my desk chair in dress pants with no sports jacket and shirt.

- Steve

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

*Thanks the random creep for filling in for me*

- Steve

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

hahahahahaha Steve has a hairy chest!!!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Just a thought, how do you get a sunburn in Canada?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

Spending too much time in front of the computer, I guess.

Or ... working nine hours outside in 100 degree weather ... one or the other.

- Steve

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Your 100degrees aren't like mine.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Mine are 100+ with 100%humidity.

I wish I had dry heat.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

come to AZ Mike, we have about 110 with 0-5% humidity

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

For being where I am, it's actually been suprisingly humid the past few weeks. No one is really used to it. Somewhere in the 15% - 35% region.

Good for fiberglass though ... dries in record time //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

- Steve

 

[avistar23 10+ year member]

While only having two arms and two legs, I've learned that climbing a tree takes more skill than my tailbone originally thought.
I'll stick to the stuff in a bottle for now, until I feel all outdoorsy and woodsy and make bark soup over a campfire. Then I'll go up a tree //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

- Steve

The trees dont go more than about 2 feet high btw.

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-Mike

 

[phoneman 10+ year member]

Uh Steve, What are you doing with pictures of men stripping?

 

[Dolphinluva923 10+ year member]

Ok, so completely serious when i say this. Use milk to cure sunburn. ive used it before and its amazing. just get a bowl and put some milk in it and use a towel to dab it on. no rubbin or anything just dab it and it will take the pain away. and it wont kill ya lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif