subconsciencely paralyzed

[squeak12 10+ year member]

Its almost like an out of body experience. I could sense everything happening; I just couldn't do anything about it.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

lets welcome the haters

you're just mad because your mom caught you in bed with ur sister

sick fucker

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

one of my nads is bigger than the other //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

i got pregnant by paula abdul's transsexual cousin??//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tomatoface.gif.6507032fedd1868ec0a6a447bb29a18a.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

i got pregnant by paula abdul's transsexual cousin??//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tomatoface.gif.6507032fedd1868ec0a6a447bb29a18a.gif

no comment

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

one of my nads is bigger than the other //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

We've all seen the pics you posted....no need to revisit that nightmare...

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

We've all seen the pics you posted....no need to revisit that nightmare...

I know you right-clicked/saved

its all good

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

ah great...6spd just pmed me for pics

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[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

Its happened to me too, its crazy because you try to move so hard but you cant, even though you are fully awake..... Scared the crap out of me first time it happened

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

I know you right clicked/saved

its all good

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I emailed them to various members of your immediate family thinking I could stir up some chaos.

Every single one of them replied simply by saying "We know - he shows them off all the time at home..."

Oh, well. I'll try harder next time! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

I emailed them to various members of your immediate family thinking I could stir up some chaos.Every single one of them replied simply by saying "We know - he shows them off all the time at home..."

Oh, well. I'll try harder next time! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

I sometimes trip over them //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

I sometimes trip over them //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Must make it hard to buy clothes not to mention painful //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Must make it hard to buy clothes not to mention painful //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

dude you have no idea

here I am macking a bytch:

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

dude you have no idea


here I am macking a bytch:

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[Fast1one 10+ year member]

I wish I could subconciously paralyze other people
Like when you're in a store and you see this super hot chick....subconsiously paralyze her then stick it in her poop chute......she'd never know.

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That is sig worthy....so many great quotes, so little sig space....meh I have room //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif Poop chute....muhahahhaa