subconsciencely paralyzed

[adio 5,000+ posts]

your paralysis=

'Cause when you're jerking off,

you ain't in your right state of mind.

Your brain's all cloudy and foggy.

l'll tell you exactly what happened.

One day, your woman left early.

You had the whole house to yourself.

So you said,

''Let me get a little jerk before work.''

So you in the house, getting your jerk on.

Nice good jerk, too.

You know,

that ain't-nobody-in-the-house jerk.

That's a good jerk. lt ain't like that

somebody-in-the-next-room jerk.

That's a bad jerk. That's like, ''Who's that?''

l don't like that jerk.

l'm talking about the good jerk,

that nobody-ain't-home jerk.

 

So you get the Vaseline ready...

and you just look at your dikk and go:

''Scream if you want to.

No one's gonna hear.''

chris rock= bigger and blacker

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

You were probably in REM sleep. Either that or you pack fudge.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

its our loving god carringly giving you a nudge closer to the cliff of *******. take the initiative decip, i'll be there to catch your fall... i'll be there to catch your fall

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

its our loving god carringly giving you a nudge closer to the cliff of *******. take the initiative decip, i'll be there to catch your fall... i'll be there to catch your fall

It has been too long.

 

[ConcernedMember 10+ year member]

That movie was no where near as good as I thought it would be... his wife made it worth it though.

Yeah it had some cheesy moments, but his wife FTW.

 

[tanky321 10+ year member]

really crazy stuff my brother gets it every once and a while http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

 

[Expy2K 10+ year member]

i laid down on the bed to talk to the misses, i closed my eyes and i realised i was starting to fall asleep.. as soon as i realised i was dozing off i tried to get up, but instead i couldn't move, it was an odd feeling, my body was shut down in sleep mode but yet i was still awake, i had a tingling feeling all over my body like you get from sitting on your arm for a long time... it was crazy i have never felt anything like that before... it was scarey as hell.. kind of like being held down except nobody holding you down.... anybody ever had an experience like this before? or am i alone on this one?

When people claim to be abducted by Aliens they often are experiencing the same thing you were..

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[ConcernedMember 10+ year member]

You were probably in REM sleep. Either that or you pack fudge.

I think he packs fudge. I mean come on let's examine some of the shit he says.

Decipha says:

1) Some guy ran me off the road. So at the stop light I jumped outta my car and punched him.

What Really Happened:

Decipha was starring at the man so hard he lost focus of where he was going and side swiped the guy. The guy then stopped Decipha got out and asked for his phone number so he could "repay" the damage another way since he was a broke ****** *** wannabe thug.

More to come.

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

i think it was a real good jerk............

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

lol @ this thread.

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

lol the title says subconsciencely

and how come user title says "Luved by many hated by nG"? I want to know who these people who love you are. Show yourselves!

 

[squeak12 10+ year member]

It has happened to me in the past. It sucked. Because I woke up and my face was in my pillow and I couldnt breath. Finally it stopped right before I was about to pass back out.

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

WHAT! this shiz is crazy? I can remeber having dreams where my whole body would collapse while i was walking and i couldnt move but I dont think I have really been paralized unless I was sleep walking whcih I dont do.(I dont think) Also have you ever tried clenching a fist when you wake up? My hand muscles have the strength of a baby any one else have this happen?

 

[6spdcoupe 5,000+ posts]

So to summarize your brain functions and body exchanged for a bit? For once your body was unfunctional, guess they wanted to see how the other felt....

 

[6spdcoupe 5,000+ posts]

I wish I could subconciously paralyze other people
Like when you're in a store and you see this super hot chick....subconsiously paralyze her then stick it in her poop chute......she'd never know.

You have some seriously deep rooted issues. Im glad to see we have some things in common. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif