subconsciencely paralyzed

[Blunt 10+ year member]

or at least your fingers didnt work so you couldn't type stupid shit

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

or at least your fingers didnt work so you couldn't type stupid shit

No I'm shooting for a fatal or vegitative state here...

 

[Blunt 10+ year member]

No I'm shooting for a fatal or vegitative state here...

sounds good to me

 

[Rattlebrain 10+ year member]

I drank a whole lot of beer this one time, and after a while I started to feel really weird. Then the room started spinning. And every time I closed my eyes, it got worse. Eventually I puked my guts up and then I guess I fell asleep. The next day when I woke up. I felt like shit and had a hell of a head ache.........WTF

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I drank a whole lot of beer this one time, and after a while I started to feel really weird. Then the room started spinning. And every time I closed my eyes, it got worse. Eventually I puked my guts up and then I guess I fell asleep. The next day when I woke up. I felt like shit and had a hell of a head ache.........WTF

LAWL.

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

I wish I could subconciously paralyze other people

Like when you're in a store and you see this super hot chick....subconsiously paralyze her then stick it in her poop chute......she'd never know.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

it would be pretty cool if the next time, you body was still up and moving, but somehow your brain shut down completely.

I think you pretty much summed up what he is like in real life mang!

KYS too, biatch! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I wish I could subconciously paralyze other people
Like when you're in a store and you see this super hot chick....subconsiously paralyze her then stick it in her poop chute......she'd never know.

So you're a closet ******? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I wish I could subconciously paralyze other people
Like when you're in a store and you see this super hot chick....subconsiously paralyze her then stick it in her poop chute......she'd never know.

I didnt know you were so morbid. Why dont you just go to the morgue and get a hottie and call a night?

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

Seriously, what guy isn't ?

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Seriously, what guy isn't ?

LAWL.

 

[NJack2AF 10+ year member]

Yeah that has happened to me a few times, it's just sleep paralasys and I read somethin once on some research that was done on it, but they don't really know what causes it for sure.

The worst part is that you get the feeling someone is in the room with you (if you are alone) and you can only move your eyes so you can't turn your head to see and you are totally defenseless...

Imagine if you had ALS (lou gherigs), it would be like that all the time in the latest stages, its a horrible disease...

 

[ConcernedMember 10+ year member]

I wish I could subconciously paralyze other people
Like when you're in a store and you see this super hot chick....subconsiously paralyze her then stick it in her poop chute......she'd never know.

I think you need to go see Morty. He has a universal remote control that might come in handy.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I think you need to go see Morty. He has a universal remote control that might come in handy.

That movie was no where near as good as I thought it would be... his wife made it worth it though.

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

That or the skills of Zach from Saved by the Bell.

He could pause time just by saying the word.