As long as you call no **** before and after Wednesday night, it's not gay //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
Related to the stripper girlfriends thing:
Tonight, we set the Christmas products out already!!!! More on that in another thread later.
I was stocking shelves with my co-worker who used to be a stripper, and there was glitter coming off of the Christmas ornaments we were hanging up. She got glitter on her, and wiped it on me. I was like "Hey, it's ok for you to have glitter on you, but it's not ok for me to have glitter on." She was like "Why's that?" I was like "because you used to be a stripper." and she was like, "you know we didn't actually have glitter on us, right? Guys would get glitter on them, get in trouble when they got home, and never come back. That would be bad for business."
Her boyfriend is a butcher for Walmart, and actually makes some decent money. She said for his birthday, she took him to the strip club where she used to work, haha. Then she was like "I better get a damn good Christmas present"
I loled