Strip Club Etiquette

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Esp if it's your b-day.....they love to party!!
You might get lucky that night.

bald eagle ftw!!

Yeah, I wish I could've gone with my friends on my birthday //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

I might be getting lucky on Friday, but probably not with a stripper. One of my friends is going to give my number to a hot horny sophomore chick tomorrow. Her boyfriend took her virginity two weeks ago, and immediately broke up with her afterwards because he just wanted to fuck and be done. Basically, she's just looking for some dick right now to get back at him or whatever, lol.

"bald eagle" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

Ya...bald eagle. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[kr15 5,000+ posts]

18 talking about ******* a sophomore? ?? .......finally the jailbait thread is back

 

[rc10mike 10+ year member]

I accidentally fucked a stripper in the *** when I was in El Salvadore. While she was grinding away it went in, she didnt care and kept going, best lap dance ever.

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

How do you "accidentally" screw a stripper??

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Ya...bald eagle. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Wat

18 talking about ******* a sophomore? ?? .......finally the jailbait thread is back

I wish the jailbait thread was still around //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

It's two grades difference in age, so I don't think it's a big deal. I know parents who are married with almost a 10-year difference in age

How do you "accidentally" screw a stripper??

Probably had his hard dick out, and her asshole went down on it

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

1. I said that we didn't end up going. Everyone was busy, and wanted to go on Friday instead
2. You're not supposed to take pictures

I'd like to see some pierced nipples, lol. That's hot

1. I don't read shitty threads.

That is all //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[kr15 5,000+ posts]

You know what I like about high school girls?... I keep getting older and they stay the same age

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

1. I don't read shitty threads.


That is all //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Why reply to a thread without reading it?

You know what I like about high school girls?... I keep getting older and they stay the same age

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[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

Somebody's trolling

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

Wear warmup pants with no undies. Shows the girls you mean biz.

Bring a fat wad of $1's but sit back from the main stage. Find the "one" you want and request a private dance. Spend all money on her and that room and avoid buying ransom hoes drinks or blowing your wad at the stage. The stage is the place to pick out the beef and the boom boom room is where the fun happens.

Be polite and ask how the rules work. Enough bills will bend all rules.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

You know what I like about high school girls?... I keep getting older and they stay the same age

I love that movie.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

We're going at 9:00 tonight!

Wear warmup pants with no undies. Shows the girls you mean biz.
Bring a fat wad of $1's but sit back from the main stage. Find the "one" you want and request a private dance. Spend all money on her and that room and avoid buying ransom hoes drinks or blowing your wad at the stage. The stage is the place to pick out the beef and the boom boom room is where the fun happens.

Be polite and ask how the rules work. Enough bills will bend all rules.

I'm going in boxers and athletic shorts, with a t-shirt and sweatshirt on top. Short socks and running shoes

I'd say I've got a decently thick stack. I added two more ones, so I've got $102 total. Two 20's, a 5, and the rest are 1's

Yeah, my friend Kenny used that strategy. He picked out one that wasn't the most attractive one there. Spent a good deal of money on her. Then got a private dance for free, they made out, she put her pussy on his face, he ate her out, and the next morning he had pink eye //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

He said he ended up spending $180 total that night

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

He went full potato... You never eat stripper vaj.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

He went full potato... You never eat stripper vaj.

He was really drunk, lol.

I'd eat a stripper vaj tonight :shrug: I've already got diseases //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif