Strip Club Etiquette

[wew lad 5,000+ posts]

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8ch /pol/ and /b/ for the most part

 

[Jeffdachef 5,000+ posts]

Ive been to around 6 different ones and I've never been told not to touch. Most girls there will ask make you.

yup, thats how they rope you into the longer sessions or the "private VIP" treatment.

 

[Motokid 10+ year member]

Haven't read the other 4 pages buut, I haven't been since I was 18 or 19 I believe, I'm 21 now lol. But, when I would go, it was BYOB, so the cover charge was 20, and I would only take like $50 with me.. so basically $30 to play with. I've only been probably 3 times total, with about that much money and honestly I had a great time with my bros. All we do is sat there smoked, are stared at T&A. The first time we went, obvioulsy, you have to do it, go up to the stage, and throw money. But other than that, find you a booth or a table and just chill out and talk to your bros. The club here has "Showtime" showtime is where all the girls come out without their tops on, and go around asking if you want a dance. These dances last like 30 seconds to a minute it just depends, and you give them $1, so the $1 dances.

Something you should do if you want the 'great first time' experence. Is get a private dance. At the local one private dances are $20 each and last idk, 5 minute? But theres a catch, you have to buy a wrist band, which is $20 too. So your first dance is $40.. Each one after is $20 because you have the wrist band, understand?

First time I went, I spent like $60, after the 20 cover, so 40. I didn't get a private dance. On the other hand, my bro spent about $110, because he did the private dance, and just blew a lot. You can have a great time however you make it out to be. We're young, and it's new to us so, haha.

If i had money to blow I would, but Im the typical broke as hell college kid, so spending $60 at the club is about my max, and I have a great time. Just take a couple packs of cigs, lol.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

8ch /pol/ and /b/ for the most part

I just get on /gif/ occasionally when the audio forums are slow

yup, thats how they rope you into the longer sessions or the "private VIP" treatment.

I wouldn't mind some "private VIP" treatment //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

I'll tell them it's my birthday //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Haven't read the other 4 pages buut, I haven't been since I was 18 or 19 I believe, I'm 21 now lol. But, when I would go, it was BYOB, so the cover charge was 20, and I would only take like $50 with me.. so basically $30 to play with. I've only been probably 3 times total, with about that much money and honestly I had a great time with my bros. All we do is sat there smoked, are stared at T&A. The first time we went, obvioulsy, you have to do it, go up to the stage, and throw money. But other than that, find you a booth or a table and just chill out and talk to your bros. The club here has "Showtime" showtime is where all the girls come out without their tops on, and go around asking if you want a dance. These dances last like 30 seconds to a minute it just depends, and you give them $1, so the $1 dances. Something you should do if you want the 'great first time' experence. Is get a private dance. At the local one private dances are $20 each and last idk, 5 minute? But theres a catch, you have to buy a wrist band, which is $20 too. So your first dance is $40.. Each one after is $20 because you have the wrist band, understand?

First time I went, I spent like $60, after the 20 cover, so 40. I didn't get a private dance. On the other hand, my bro spent about $110, because he did the private dance, and just blew a lot. You can have a great time however you make it out to be. We're young, and it's new to us so, haha.

If i had money to blow I would, but Im the typical broke as hell college kid, so spending $60 at the club is about my max, and I have a great time. Just take a couple packs of cigs, lol.

Thanks for sharing! I wasn't going to pay for a private dance, but now a few people have mentioned them being good. I'll try it

 

[Jeffdachef 5,000+ posts]

I just get on /gif/ occasionally when the audio forums are slow


I wouldn't mind some "private VIP" treatment //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

I'll tell them it's my birthday //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

The girl was thirsty, trying to get me into the vip room for 200 for 30 mins$ saying she'll s*ck me off and she has condoms ready while rubbing her clean shaven ***** on my groin area.... vegas bro, them girls go all out. She was a hot bombshell blondie with hourglass but i was a poor 19 yr old so boo hiss.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

The girl was thirsty, trying to get me into the vip room for 200 for 30 mins$ saying she'll s*ck me off and she has condoms ready while rubbing her clean shaven ***** on my groin area.... vegas bro, them girls go all out. She was a hot bombshell blondie with hourglass but i was poor so boo hiss.

Damn, I'd find the money! Would've made for an even better story, lol.

Even if a less attractive stripper offers to suck/fuck me, I'd do it for the story! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

I used to go often with a buddy. He liked to drink like a fish and would often times buy mine. I remember once I was so fucking wasted and feeling like a million bucks, had this girl dancing all over me. She smelled so fresh and clean, hair so soft, I was completely fucked up. Then she said " sweetie, no touching" I looked down and saw my hand all over her perfect soft breast and my other hand was about to slide down her G-string !o! Never got in trouble.

 

[Jeffdachef 5,000+ posts]

I used to go often with a buddy. He liked to drink like a fish and would often times buy mine. I remember once I was so fucking wasted and feeling like a million bucks, had this girl dancing all over me. She smelled so fresh and clean, hair so soft, I was completely fucked up. Then she said " sweetie, no touching" I looked down and saw my hand all over her perfect soft breast and my other hand was about to slide down her G-string !o! Never got in trouble.

thats the sh*t right there. People always talk sh*t calling strippers dirty and sh*t, man they cleaner and fresher than most of the busted chicks out in the street.

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

thats the sh*t right there. People always talk sh*t calling strippers dirty and sh*t, man they cleaner and fresher than most of the busted chicks out in the street.

depends where you go homie. I been to some pretty skantopia fested ***** bars.

 

[Jeffdachef 5,000+ posts]

depends where you go homie. I been to some pretty skantopia fested ***** bars.

well yeah, I normally stay away from the known low quality bars.

 

[Motokid 10+ year member]

The local one around here isn't too bad, but there are definitely some nasty a*s girls in there. Some big ole fat mesicans. They get so offended when you turn down a dollar dance, sorry I don't want to spend a dollar to have your fat as* bouncing all over me.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

The local one around here isn't too bad, but there are definitely some nasty a*s girls in there. Some big ole fat mesicans. They get so offended when you turn down a dollar dance, sorry I don't want to spend a dollar to have your fat as* bouncing all over me.

More for me then. I like thick latinas //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Umphism]

When I was 18 I tried getting into the wild orchid in reno NV and I couldn't get in cause u have to be 21

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[Umphism]

1. I don't go outside the country, and probably never will
2. I do like to lick buttholes. Have tasted three so far

3. $50 seems like a great price

4. Would probably get more diseases tho

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1. WTF is the "wew lad" faggot shit?

2. Did you miss my "phat gurlz" thread confused:

3. You should've known already....

Tongue punch the fartbox ?

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