Strip Club Etiquette

[Ridinhi 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, I'm not tryna break any rules or bones tomorrow night. How do bouncers beat people up without the place getting sued?

They just lie and say you were harassing the girls like trying to touch on them or say you were offering the girls money for ****** activity. It's not hard for them to make up a lie

 

[Popwarhomie 5,000+ posts]

They just lie and say you were harassing the girls like trying to touch on them or say you were offering the girls money for ****** activity. It's not hard for them to make up a lie

Yep.

 

[Ridinhi 5,000+ posts]

Well, tomorrow is my birthday and I'm going to go to the strip club with my friends. They're all 18, but have never been there before. I know the basics. No touching, no pictures/videos, don't whip out your dick, ect.
Will $42 cash be enough or should I go to the ATM and get some more money out?

I've got $1,700 in my account right now. I don't want to spend too much, but want to have a good time. I was planning to use that money for some tattoos or towards my next audio build.

Any other tips?

Do you smoke cigarettes? If not then good luck trying to breath in those places. We only have one strip club around that has a policy of no smoking. Very nice enjoying the scene without gasping for air.

 

[Joseph7195 10+ year member]

I ran my first business out of a strip club. It was a shuttle service. I spent months watching the inner workings, and it's some pretty shady shIt that goes on in them. Wanna guarantee taking a couple with you for fun later? Get a hotel room, an 8 ball of coke. That's all you need.

Just wanna have fun? Don't be the asshole cocky guy, and remember the ugly strippers cost the same as the top shelf strippers.

 

[big scott]

ummm 8ball....

last time i was at a strip club, i was 17 ..

nasty chicks..

had to leave, the place stunk.

 

[Jeffdachef 5,000+ posts]

the places you guys descibe sound hella shady... My first time had great looking chicks, it was at vegas though, quality control is pretty high over there when it comes to the mid level and up clubs. Been to one in california, never ever again, yuck.

 

[Ridinhi 5,000+ posts]

I've had some awesome experiences and some not soo good ones. I remember I went once and seemed all the chick's were geeked up. Same night a chick fell off stage cause she was too drunk. Another chick was try to shake her a$$ and when she bent over she had a string hanging from her *****. A stripper was sitting at my table and we realized it was the string from a tampon she had shoved up in her cooter......yuck. it was sick man

 

[chelecuche]

You can get free entry coupons at their web page, try it and you same at least on the entrance lol

 

[big scott]

I've had some awesome experiences and some not soo good ones. I remember I went once and seemed all the chick's were geeked up. Same night a chick fell off stage cause she was too drunk. Another chick was try to shake her a$$ and when she bent over she had a string hanging from her *****. A stripper was sitting at my table and we realized it was the string from a tampon she had shoved up in her cooter......yuck. it was sick man

dammmmmmmmmmm

nasty.... lol

 

[Ridinhi 5,000+ posts]

dammmmmmmmmmmnasty.... lol

Lol...no lie man!

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

They just lie and say you were harassing the girls like trying to touch on them or say you were offering the girls money for ****** activity. It's not hard for them to make up a lie

Makes sense

Do you smoke cigarettes? If not then good luck trying to breath in those places. We only have one strip club around that has a policy of no smoking. Very nice enjoying the scene without gasping for air.

I used to. Cigarette smoke doesn't bother me

I ran my first business out of a strip club. It was a shuttle service. I spent months watching the inner workings, and it's some pretty shady shIt that goes on in them. Wanna guarantee taking a couple with you for fun later? Get a hotel room, an 8 ball of coke. That's all you need.
Just wanna have fun? Don't be the asshole cocky guy, and remember the ugly strippers cost the same as the top shelf strippers.

I may be an ass here, but I'm polite in real life

ummm 8ball....

last time i was at a strip club, i was 17 ..

nasty chicks..

had to leave, the place stunk.

Was the entry age lower back then?

I've had some awesome experiences and some not soo good ones. I remember I went once and seemed all the chick's were geeked up. Same night a chick fell off stage cause she was too drunk. Another chick was try to shake her a$$ and when she bent over she had a string hanging from her *****. A stripper was sitting at my table and we realized it was the string from a tampon she had shoved up in her cooter......yuck. it was sick man

Gross //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

You can get free entry coupons at their web page, try it and you same at least on the entrance lol

Thanks for the tip! I'll check it out

 

[Kai Winters 10+ year member]

$100.00 is plenty...leave everything else, except your license, at home...no extra cash and no charge/debit cards.

Lap dances aren't worth it. Save your money.

Drink little...the more you drink the more you spend and the more prone to doing something stupid you will regret the next day.

Most important:

DON'T TOUCH THE DANCERS

BE RESPECTFUL TO EVERYONE

Have fun and realize the next day what a waste of money it was...

 

[Jeffdachef 5,000+ posts]

I'd have to say the "dont touch the girls" is not always true, some clubs the girls allow you to rub their t*ts, @ss and p*ssy and the bouncers dont really enforce it. In my case she grabbed my hands and planted on her tatas and things took off from there.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

$100.00 is plenty...leave everything else, except your license, at home...no extra cash and no charge/debit cards.Lap dances aren't worth it. Save your money.

Drink little...the more you drink the more you spend and the more prone to doing something stupid you will regret the next day.

Most important:

DON'T TOUCH THE DANCERS

BE RESPECTFUL TO EVERYONE

Have fun and realize the next day what a waste of money it was...

Yeah, I've got a credit and debit card. Should probably leave both of those.

I can't drink there because I'll only be 18, but I know my friends are going to want to get drunk before we go //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

I'd have to say the "dont touch the girls" is not true, some clubs the girls allow you to rub their t*ts, @ss and p*ssy and the bouncers dont really enforce it.

I might ask at the door and see.

I told my mom where I was going with my friends tomorrow night and she was like "Don't touch them, and DO NOT let them give you a massage in a private room. You don't need to get another STD. I'll make you pay your co-pay next time!"

We have a co-pay fee of $25 for each doctors visits, like when I got three STD tests last semester //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Kai Winters 10+ year member]

18 and already STD's???

What the ****...I take back my advice...new advice...stay home...sheesh...