Stop MDF from shocking me!!

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

i thnk you need to pop the hood of your car. and you see where the distibutor is at? the wire that goes into the center of the distributor is called the coil wire. yank that wire out while the car is on and poke your finger into the coil wire. it is going to feel like 20 thousand volts depending on how many cylinders your car has. a 4 cylinder car typically has around 20000 volts going through the coil wire and an 8 cylinder will have around 40000 volts. after u get the crazy jolt of 20k volts go through your body you will know how it felt when i touched an un-insolated coil wire. you will then be traumatized by spark plugs. after that, throw your MDF box in the trash can and picc up a maxim magazine. i dont know why i just had to include that.

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

kiss my arse!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif

I want to kiss it while you are being shocked

 

[Omarvelous 10+ year member]

I want to kiss it while you are being shocked

Kiss it while being shocked

Shocked while working with wood

Kiss it while i'm working with wooooood?? ..... u sicko! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

 

[Omarvelous 10+ year member]

i thnk you need to pop the hood of your car. and you see where the distibutor is at? the wire that goes into the center of the distributor is called the coil wire. yank that wire out while the car is on and poke your finger into the coil wire. it is going to feel like 20 thousand volts depending on how many cylinders your car has. a 4 cylinder car typically has around 20000 volts going through the coil wire and an 8 cylinder will have around 40000 volts. after u get the crazy jolt of 20k volts go through your body you will know how it felt when i touched an un-insolated coil wire. you will then be traumatized by spark plugs. after that, throw your MDF box in the trash can and picc up a maxim magazine. i dont know why i just had to include that.

Sounds more worse then the screwdriver in the exposed light fixture that's for sure.

Ilike the detailed DIY! We should make a ******* forum, with detailed PDF DIYers

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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Do i look like any of those! lmao //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

uh, if you ground yourself you won't get shocked

 

[Omarvelous 10+ year member]

uh, if you ground yourself you won't get shocked

lol, i'll be sure to do that next time, thx man, ur the best!

i'll be sure to thank u like SO!

I will chase u down like so! :highhorse:

And when i find you i will CHALLENGE u to a DUEL! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/slap.gif.87520e8ca8e90076ac30e777c0de5331.gif

And we shall FIGHT to the death! :swordfigh

And i will //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/spank.gif.0d78e34d42ea8780359e903aeb6697d6.gif JU!

And u can do nothing but //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/bawling.gif.6287aa5d1d447c8af063fc9466e822ef.gif like a baby! And scream for //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/help.gif.cee8f684da1ba626487a8bc51152e1ec.gif

And thus making me very //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/verymad.gif.3f39c5c2fd57527b671fad3efdfac756.gif

And i will //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fart.gif.9285a21c4a53b1a914c9dedbfcf9d894.gif and u will die thus showing me ur :boobies:

Being sarcastic of course - Have nothing to ground on however.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

you where a watch with a metal band?

Attach it to a wire, stick the other end in the ground outlet on the wall.

 

[Omarvelous 10+ year member]

you where a watch with a metal band?
Attach it to a wire, stick the other end in the ground outlet on the wall.

Ahhhh, sounds like a plan. Not sure if i'd want to try it though, lol. But thx anyways man.

Copper wire right? or any old speaker wire will do?

 

[btnhfan 5,000+ posts]

Actually he meant a wire made of platinum.

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

Sounds more worse then the screwdriver in the exposed light fixture that's for sure.
Ilike the detailed DIY! We should make a ******* forum, with detailed PDF DIYers

yes, we shall make a ******* forum and it will be for the emo kids that are depressed because their sisters tease them and call them gay and to make it worse, their sisters are dikes so it makes them feel 10x shittier. so shitty that they pose in front of web-cameras and stare off into nothingness as if to say "look.. look at me.. im emo.. an emo i am.. an emo and i want your attention and i need it bad.. love me.. love me... help me.. help me.. my hair is ugly.. my hair is ugly i know.. im sad //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif " //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

edit: oh yea, iceteebone is depressed too, he might find it useful also.

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

If you get shocked from wood you are retarded.

 

[Omarvelous 10+ year member]

yes, we shall make a ******* forum and it will be for the emo kids that are depressed because their sisters tease them and call them gay and to make it worse, their sisters are dikes so it makes them feel 10x shittier. so shitty that they pose in front of web-cameras and stare off into nothingness as if to say "look.. look at me.. im emo.. an emo i am.. an emo and i want your attention and i need it bad.. love me.. love me... help me.. help me.. my hair is ugly.. my hair is ugly i know.. im sad //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif " //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif
edit: oh yea, iceteebone is depressed too, he might find it useful also.

i love it! what shall the site be called?

 

[Omarvelous 10+ year member]

If you get shocked from wood you are retarded.

i DARE ju supa!

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

Dare me what ?

 

[Omarvelous 10+ year member]

Dare me what ?

SAy it to my face! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif