st8 spittin

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

allstar, your lyrics are so defiant

sounds like you just got ***** by kobe bryant

watch out, this aint nothing new

dont be mad asian kid rap better than you

you surprised I can speak english well?

i'm about to put you in a rapping hell

hearing your rhymes, seems like we're already there

i would try harder but this battle aint even fair

your lines stink so bad it smells like someone farted

you could get outrapped by someone retarded

lucky you're still here after posting that pr0n

and some f@ggot whined and you got narc'd on

funny, the closest you'll ever get to those chicks

is sittin at your computer strokin your dick

imma hand you your *** on a silver platter

you can battle back but it wont even matter

you say my dad has AIDS but at least he aint no bitch

my rhymes so sick might as well call me ill mitch

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

ill mitch aproved

jazns got the groove.

but hey hes still so emo

cut up, teary eyed and oh so lame-o

do even try to mess with mitch

ill puch while rap lil *****

i scratch my crotch because it itch.

and ride my hover board because im rich

 

[SAG3 5,000+ posts]

all right ill mitch lets do this shet

your gonna be my pet

you might get sad but you gotta a mag

you stupid little ***

that likes to shag

with ugly b|tches with their faces in paper bags

and with ugly ***** that sag

like your mom

i just took a shit on tom

why cant we just get along

on this internet

cuz you my b|tch aka pet

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

one two uh...yea...check me out

uh..yeah...turn it up

uh uh uh yea

ya know what Im sayin...uh

what? uh

06 shyt

and Im out

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Haha this is funny

Too bad I gotz all the money

Yep, I am lieing about that

Cause I spent it all on a gat

I would join all this fun about rapping

But ill mitchs mom makes me want to get to crapping.

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I **** at dis!

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

wtf!!!!! please tell me these were not your lyicis,

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

wtf!!!!! please tell me these were not your lyicis,

They came right from the top of my shiney bald head.

Ok well I am naturally balding, ahah!

Ahh shit!

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I may be a lil tipsy, but I can still type and da.mn maybe youll have been reading russel simmons book.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I may be a lil tipsy, but I can still type and da.mn maybe youll have been reading russel simmons book.

I have read it a couple times.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

What is your point, hummm!

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

all right ill mitch lets do this shetyour gonna be my pet

you might get sad but you gotta a mag

you stupid little ***

that likes to shag

with ugly b|tches with their faces in paper bags

and with ugly ***** that sag

like your mom

i just took a shit on tom

why cant we just get along

on this internet

cuz you my b|tch aka pet

meh your rap is weak like little girl.

it not as cool as a bob ross mural

so lets box.

and see who gets murder

when out of my fanny pack i bust out a laser

then you get tegged.

but dang the rep system because you'd get negged.

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

sage your raps are so damm weak

hurts my ears every time you speak

take my advice and stay in school

cuz your rhymes make you sound like a fvckin tool

my lines so crazy theyll pop your eyes outta their socket

so get back in your car and go home in your little rice rocket

you say your name's sage and not sag

in actuality it should really be f@g

the reason you're in kauai isnt cuz you dont like it here

it's cuz the 48 states had an overload of queers

i cant believe we have to listen to your rhymes

so damm bad it should be a mother fvckin crime

something you'd like to be guilty of just to go to jail

so that you could get anal ***** by 20 other males

i aint your pet, you're my bitch

almost as gay as phattony the stupid snitch

i'm thinking about earlier and what you said

and you're right, your mom did have a bag on her head.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

flames....fire

fuego!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

sage your raps are so damm weakhurts my ears every time you speak

take my advice and stay in school

cuz your rhymes make you sound like a fvckin tool

my lines so crazy theyll pop your eyes outta their socket

so get back in your car and go home in your little rice rocket

you say your name's sage and not sag

in actuality it should really be f@g

the reason you're in kauai isnt cuz you dont like it here

it's cuz the 48 states had an overload of queers

i cant believe we have to listen to your rhymes

so damm bad it should be a mother fvckin crime

something you'd like to be guilty of just to go to jail

so that you could get anal ***** by 20 other males

i aint your pet, you're my bitch

almost as gay as phattony the stupid snitch

i'm thinking about earlier and what you said

and you're right, your mom did have a bag on her head.

OMG:crazy: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif :crazy: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif :crazy:

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I have read it a couple times.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
What is your point, hummm!

My point is Im laughing and the lyrics are good for this type of rapping (battling). But it doesnt seem "in character" for the posters, and they seem alike, but I have enver heard ill mitch's lyrics and cannot say that's wherethey came from.