Speeding Tickets

[01price 10+ year member]

I keep getting these things, any suggestions on how to talk a cop into just letting you go?

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[mrray13 10+ year member]

1;grow REALLY BIG *****!!

2; tell him his gun is wrong you were going faster than he says

3; don't get pulled over!!

4; if you find something that really works, copyright it and sell it an ebay! you'll never work again!!

good luck //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[98ff16 10+ year member]

mate dont even get me started on the coppers they are scum i swear they use and abuse their authority

cheers kim

 

[Corsica 5,000+ posts]

1. Tell them you were going whatever tha limit is. When they say you were way over tell them that your sorry your speedomeyter must be off and yuou will go get it check out right away.

2. be a supreme *** kisser

3. don't call them by their name just oficer so and so.

4. Don't ask them to get off. Don't even mention it.

 

[KatFood 10+ year member]

My advice, just run from the bastards.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Or see if they will accept a bribe....

-JON!

 

[loser_fish 10+ year member]

This is an easy fix problem, dont speed! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[slamn13 10+ year member]

Hey guys, I don't know why you have such a problem because I have been pulled over like 5 times, one of which I was doing at least 30 over and I have never gotten a ticket....maybe it is that **** thing seeming as though I'm a girl. Anyways, the **** up thing usually helps too.

 

[MxRacerCam 10+ year member]

pull over as soon as you know they are coming after you. the less work you make the cop do, the happier they will be. also, pull as far off to the side of the road as you can, again, to make them feel more comfortable (and thus more agreeable). don't be a smartass.... i've learned they don't like that )

 

[jtmoney 10+ year member]

have a really zippy car, like a Supra or something like that and when they try to pull u up and there's lots of traffic, try 2 boot off. my buddy has done this loads of times and it seems to work, although this one time they did catch up.......but he claimed he couldnt hear us cos he had 4x12s in the back.......sorry officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[CrysTa|is 10+ year member]

After reading all these """GREAT""" ideas, I still gotta go with " Dont speed" ... Good luck with it though..

 

[K-Diggy 10+ year member]

if its dark, tell them that are on your way home from work/school/Grandma in the hospital and that you were just in a rush to get home. Look very concerned, scared, and appologise. Worked for me on several occasions. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[MxRacerCam 10+ year member]

Originally posted by jtmoney have a really zippy car, like a Supra or something like that and when they try to pull u up and there's lots of traffic, try 2 boot off. my buddy has done this loads of times and it seems to work, although this one time they did catch up.......but he claimed he couldnt hear us cos he had 4x12s in the back.......sorry officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

oh thats a great idea. instead of just a speeding ticket, you now have the potential to get a ticket for running, a ticket for reckless driving (if you have to go really fast to get away) and the speeding ticket.

 

[mrray13 10+ year member]

Originally posted by MxRacerCam  

oh thats a great idea. instead of just a speeding ticket, you now have the potential to get a ticket for running, a ticket for reckless driving (if you have to go really fast to get away) and the speeding ticket.

and more than likely a stay at the county jail

 

[Bolizard 10+ year member]

Offer him a box of doughnuts if he lets you go

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

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