Some of you may go to jail

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

Posted on Wednesday, 03.11.09

Florida lawmakers consider ban on bestiality:crying:

Florida lawmakers are pushing legislation that would make having *** with animals a felony.

TALLAHASSEE -- The act of bestiality is a step closer to becoming illegal in Florida now that a Senate agriculture committee voted to slap a third-degree felony charge on anyone who has *** with animals.

Florida is one of only 16 states that still permit bestiality -- a fact that animal-rights activist and Sen. Nan Rich learned to her horror three years ago when a Panhandle man was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat that he held by the collar during a *** act.

''There's a tremendous correlation between sexually deviant behavior and crimes against children and crimes against animals,'' said Rich, a Sunrise Democrat. ``This is long overdue. These are heinous crimes. And people belong in jail.''

But the Mossy Head man suspected of assaulting Meg the goat was never charged, because law enforcement officials could not link him to the scene. The suspect was arrested months later in a separate goat abduction, said Walton County Assistant State Attorney Walter Parker.

Rich's legislation would target only those who derived or helped others derive ''****** gratification'' from an animal, specifying that conventional dog-judging contests and animal-husbandry practices are permissible.

That last provision tripped up Miami Democratic Sen. Larcenia Bullard.

''People are taking these animals as their husbands? What's husbandry?'' she asked. Some senators stifled their laughter as Sen. Charlie Dean, an Inverness Republican, explained that husbandry is raising and caring for animals. Bullard didn't get it.

''So that maybe was the reason the lady was so upset about that monkey?'' Bullard asked, referring to a Connecticut case where a woman's suburban chimpanzee went mad and was shot.

After the unanimous committee vote, Rich predicted the bill would pass this year. She said bestiality used to be illegal in Florida, but the statute was ruled unconstitutional for being too broad.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/florida/story/943463.html

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[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

thats why i stick to stuffed animals

 

[rtillaree 10+ year member]

well, it was only a matter of time I guess...

 

[undeadxsunshine 10+ year member]

bummer

kidding thats pretty gross. but still who cares if it's illegal or not? hopefully if you're sick enough to do shit like that you dont do it in a way that anyone can find out...

 

[01 S 10 10+ year member]

shit! i guess i better stop pleasing all of the female horses in my neighborhood //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[David19 10+ year member]

guess im safe?

 

[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

luckily im not in fl.

 

[Noobtastic14 10+ year member]

I'll still track me down a cougar or two-

its worth it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

-Drew

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

weirdos

 

[funkyab 10+ year member]

This Sucks.. Where am i supposed to go to get my beast on AND have nice warm beaches in the U.S.??????//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif:furious://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif:furious:

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

guess im safe?

No. It will be called the David19 rule. Your days of Hamster fvcking are over.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

This Sucks.. Where am i supposed to go to get my beast on AND have nice warm beaches in the U.S.??????//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif:furious://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif:furious:

i say it is more of a bummer for the dog, not the human

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

This Sucks.. Where am i supposed to go to get my beast on AND have nice warm beaches in the U.S.??????//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif:furious://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif:furious:

And you just so happened to have this pic laying around for this very moment?

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

the law should make it illegal for a human to **** an animal since the animal cant say no, but it should give the right for a human to chose whether or not to be ****ed by an animal

 

[audioarsonal 10+ year member]

And you just so happened to have this pic laying around for this very moment?

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