Sobriety test

[buckyskeez 10+ year member]

Ok so Bigrick31 and I went to the California meet this past weekend (which was pretty awesome) and we took I5 which is the fastest way to go so its about 1:00 am and im driving and i look out the window and when i look back a CHP was right in front of me so i slam the brakes yet he still pulls me over he's pretty pissed and makes me get out of the car and do a sobriety test i pass the breathalizer (spelling) but hes still pissed so he makes up some crap that my pupils werent dialating properly so he "detains" me in the back of the car till an "expert" gets there i pass the second time around and he gives me a ticket for following to close. THe moral of the story is though I CANT PASS A SOBRIETY TEST SOBER!!!!! Its a good thing i wasnt drunk.

TEAM LA.MA.RE

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[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

wow

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

Ok so Bigrick31 and I went to the California meet this past weekend (which was pretty awesome) and we took I5 which is the fastest way to go so its about 1:00 am and im driving and i look out the window and when i look back a CHP was right in front of me so i slam the brakes yet he still pulls me over he's pretty pissed and makes me get out of the car and do a sobriety test i pass the breathalizer (spelling) but hes still pissed so he makes up some crap that my pupils werent dialating properly so he "detains" me in the back of the car till an "expert" gets there i pass the second time around and he gives me a ticket for following to close.

That is by far the longest sentence I've ever seen in my life.

Punctuation is your friend. Try it sometime.

BTW, would have been funnier if he took you in rather than just sticking you in the back of the police car.

 

[Decipha 10+ year member]

WOW! member for almost a year and only 25 posts!

 

[electronicsgeek 10+ year member]

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[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

How many times did the guys at the meet hear the story ? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Decipha 10+ year member]

3514564564331489413819187

 

[phoneman 10+ year member]

eleventy billion most likely

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

You drunk *** crazy man. LOL!

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

How many times did the guys at the meet hear the story ? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

To many

 

[theCybe 5,000+ posts]

tOO tOO tOO tOO

Neat story

.: looks up other 25 posts :.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

How many times did the guys at the meet hear the story ? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

a lot

but tis a funny one

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

" uhh sorry?"