Sober driving = boring

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

Sober driving is too predictable these days. If you "drive ahead of yourself" you know what I mean. "Sobers" are so predictable!

I am pointing this out because my new years resolution is to drive drunk more often to increase the difficulty and my enjoyment of my commute so I don't get bored and I hopefully still have enough of a buzz by the time I get home not to beat my bastard children.

I have recently thought about smoking "the pot" again just because I have pretty much mastered the drunk driving thing, but my wife and girlfriend both hate smoking.

It's not easy being cheesy!

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[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

I will see you on the road friend

 

[NewAgeKing 5,000+ posts]

Yea

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

I will see you on the road friend

I will see you first because I drive ahead of myself so I don't hit things

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

i shall slash your tires

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

I will see you first because I drive ahead of myself so I don't hit things

I ride down the middle, should be interesting, friend!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

i shall slash your tires

2nd rule of drunk driving.... Runflats!!!

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

lolz...

i shall blow your car up then

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

lolz...
i shall blow your car up then

Well that doesn't relate to drunk driving your a ****in terrorist!

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

no.........

*MUHAHAHHAHAHA*

 

[Ohioguy 10+ year member]

**** drunk drivers. get some ****ing sense

 

[Blue Fury 10+ year member]

yawn

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Nice trolling you got going on here... okay Im lying.

 

[on1wheel01 10+ year member]

my wife and girlfriend

lol lucky man

 

[BeAlLsTaR13 10+ year member]

Well that doesn't relate to drunk driving your a ****in terrorist!

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