So... My neighbor gave me a cake for ThanksGiving.

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

this how it works,she give u the cake u give here the cawk. U should be over there seein whats good.Take a condom with u and be like im here and im ready to use one of these. get in get the fu ck out.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Is 29 old or something?

Fawk my life!

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

29 is to young for me. she whats the hole hard bro give it 2 her.She got a man ?

 

[RipDaJacka]

this thread didnt deliver

 

[BushJ311 5,000+ posts]

this thread didnt deliver

Agreed. Bump for pics.

 

[Blove1991 10+ year member]

 

[BushJ311 5,000+ posts]

Looks like a great 18th birthday cake coming up for me. haha

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

this thread didnt deliver

came in to say this

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

She thinks you are a ***. Who gives a straight man a c0ck shaped cake?

And you gobbled it up like it was the real thing too I bet....Knob Goblin

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

what happen with the op did he man up and give the woman across the street the whole hard? i would of been over there in a min rollin that bi tch

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

she gave you 6 condoms hoping you would lay her down and you didn't... epic fale

I would ask if you would like a written invitation, but it seems pretty spelled out to me already //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

and the bish likes to cook. All of this potential and you fail HARD.

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

Fail of the night I beleive.

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

Fail of the night I beleive.

no it was a fail the frist time he made this thread

 

[RipDaJacka]

still fail fer real