So my girl just went into labor....

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

artilleryyyyy

 

[rtillaree 10+ year member]

oh snap, by bad...i couldn't tell who you asked what it looked like....well, still...vomit snacks...

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

bahahah

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Pictures this...

It is a couple of days after Thanksgiving dinner. You ate a shit ton of sweet potato casserole and even more turkey. You've also been stuffing up on the left over turkey.

You finally have to bake off what you know is going to be the biggest crap of your life. You sit down and squeeze out, with much effort and pain, a 7.5 lb crap. Think what your *** would look like...

8 and a half courics?

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

8 and a half courics?

I thought a couric was 6.5 pounds? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

I thought a couric was 6.5 pounds? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Taken from wikipedia:

Randy contacts Guinness World Records, believing he has passed the largest recorded bowel movement. They direct him to Zürich's "European Fecal Standards & Measurements Institute," (which is not a real organization) who measure his feces in "Kurichs" ("one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement").

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[joetama 5,000+ posts]

2.5 I knew it was x.5 somethign...

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Pics or it didn't happen.

J/k. Gratz man. Wait till ya realize this was the easy part! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Great post... I'm glad we have people like you to add to the cumulative intelgence known as CarAudio.com.!

There's a what here? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

There's a what here? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

Spelling > Me once in a while...

Cumulative Intelligence = Member 1 Intelligence + Member 2 Intelligence +... + Member n Intelligence

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[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Spelling > Me once in a while...
Cumulative Intelligence = Member 1 Intelligence + Member 2 Intelligence +... + Member n Intelligence

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At least you don't have a member searching through your 25 ppd looking for typos like I do.

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Spelling > Me once in a while...
Cumulative Intelligence = Member 1 Intelligence + Member 2 Intelligence +... + Member n Intelligence

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Wait wait, you've lost me here...where did member 1's intelligence come from in the first place?

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[SocMunky 10+ year member]

At least you don't have a member searching through your 25 ppd looking for typos like I do.

I have found 3 today so far. You're getting better.

J/K, I see no excitement in doing that kinda thing... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I have found 3 today so far. You're getting better.






J/K, I see no excitement in doing that kinda thing... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

No, I have a member who follows through my posts to correct typos. I was like wtf...even said something about it in FJ.

I guess I am a popular guy...

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

At least you don't have a member searching through your 25 ppd looking for typos like I do.

I'm naturally a bad speller, but I am working on getting better. So, I should be cut some slack.

Wait wait, you've lost me here...where did member 1's intelligence come from in the first place?
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((-1)*Member 1 Intelligence)