So my car got smashed in to today

[cheeto 10+ year member]

I was parked at a public park and some scumbag decided to smash up my Honda Pilot and steal my gf's shoes, skirt, and purse.. All while leaving my wallet, brand new iPod, and cell phone (in clear sight) in the car. Dude's probly gonna sniff up on the skirt and wank one out in the shoes later. But that's not the issue. I wanna get her something in return (insurance is paying for it all, no loss to me other than the tint work I did), other than peeing in her butt or a big O. Any suggestions? I was thinkin about a new wallet since the tool took that with the purse.

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[brandinooooo 10+ year member]

Same thing happened to me except it was in my driveway and they tried stealing my amp and sub but somehow failed at it. Didnt even take my shotgun that was under my seat. Just cut the amp wires. Sooo hard to plug it back in.

Blow-Up sheep perhaps?

 

[cheeto 10+ year member]

Blow up sheep it is. That blows dude, I had a cheap amp and my IA LI 15" in the back, thank god they didnt steal that. They did get her social security though cuz she kept that **** in her purse.. bad idea

 

[brandinooooo 10+ year member]

Yeah it isnt a good idea to have your SSC and your ID in the same place except in a safe. Honestly i think the people who broke in my truck were just pu$$ies and couldnt lift my box.

 

[cheeto 10+ year member]

haha we can only hope. next thing I put in my car is acid blasters that detect eyes and mouths when some ****** tries to blast my window, too bad dude your eyes got melted out. Then I can come back and **** on them

 

[brandinooooo 10+ year member]

Hahahaha if only.

 

[sacsking916 5,000+ posts]

Who leaves there ssc in there wallet. ***** bro. At least your all good.

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Take her to the mall and let her pick it out. Women have such specific taste that if you buy her one she may act like she loves it but chances are she doesn't...

 

[i2ain2thunder 10+ year member]

Why are all thieves that will break into a car so stupid...had one of my cars get broken into, they failed at taking the deck out, looks like they got frustrated so they took off the faceplate and smashed it. Haven't had any problems since the security system/gun/dog still waiting for someone to be ballsy enough to try something so I can shoot em on my property, I wouldn't think twice that scumbag is dead if he touches my car.

 

[Wingman0121 10+ year member]

Some dude's probably wearing your girlfriend's skirt upside down on his head pretending to be a sexy lamp

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.....

 

[i2ain2thunder 10+ year member]

how about don't get her anything, cuz she clearly doesn't know how to hang on to it. You'll just end up losing more money.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.....

No, nuh-uh. Oh wait... was she a great big fat person?

 

[Mookie 10+ year member]

Little kids I tell you.

 

[BlactimusCrime 10+ year member]

how about don't get her anything, cuz she clearly doesn't know how to hang on to it. You'll just end up losing more money.

I bet you make alllll the ladies happy