So my apartment smells like I just received an Afghan teabag...

[UberAudio 10+ year member]

And I hear some noise outside my door...

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And then I remember that the Landlord is coming thru my apartment today to change out the A/C filters.

Awwwwww ****! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/verymad.gif.3f39c5c2fd57527b671fad3efdfac756.gif

And then I remember that I am a genius and I can come up with a solution for this.

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EUREKA!!

I had some of that precooked microwavabe bacon..

It's not real bacon so it tastes and smells a LOT stronger than real bacon.

Popped 5 - 10 strips in the microwave high power for 2 minutes.

BAM!

You aint going to smell nothing but bacon for the next couple hours in here!

Not only that but like 20 seconds later he showed up! So I did it right in time..

Duuno if he would have cared that it smelled like weed.. but I dont want to find out...

I didn't have a chance to hide my **** or toys tho... While he changed the filter he had a big old "Dripping ******* 10" staring him in the face. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh:

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[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Lol

 

[alxmlr789 10+ year member]

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[jstbass 10+ year member]

You are THE MAN.

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

isn't weed legal in canada?

 

[UberAudio 10+ year member]

isn't weed legal in canada?

They could kick me out for it prolly.

I've never heard of it happening.. But I dunno anyone who ever smoked like 10 bowls fo chronic before the landlord showed up..

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

10 bowls? jesus christ dude

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

what are these toy's??

butt plug's... *****'s... anal bead's??

eww wait.... never mind..i dont even really wanna know

 

[arsonbob 10+ year member]

are you gonna stfu or what?

 

[UberAudio 10+ year member]

what are these toy's??butt plug's... *****'s... anal bead's??

eww wait.... never mind..i dont even really wanna know

Eww Not *** toys!

I meant toys as in stuff that is going to keep him in my apartment making conversation smelling dope...

 

[armitank]

enough of these shitty threads dude...

torontonians/newfies are the joke of canada

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

What a ***

 

[Injected54 10+ year member]

 

[bk12321 10+ year member]

And I hear some noise outside my door...
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And then I remember that the Landlord is coming thru my apartment today to change out the A/C filters.

Awwwwww ****! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/verymad.gif.3f39c5c2fd57527b671fad3efdfac756.gif

And then I remember that I am a genius and I can come up with a solution for this.

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EUREKA!!

I had some of that precooked microwavabe bacon..

It's not real bacon so it tastes and smells a LOT stronger than real bacon.

Popped 5 - 10 strips in the microwave high power for 2 minutes.

BAM!

You aint going to smell nothing but bacon for the next couple hours in here!

Not only that but like 20 seconds later he showed up! So I did it right in time..

Duuno if he would have cared that it smelled like weed.. but I dont want to find out...

I didn't have a chance to hide my **** or toys tho... While he changed the filter he had a big old "Dripping ******* 10" staring him in the face. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh:

You use a lot of smiley faces

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Where did you hide the Afghan when your landlord came?