So last night

[Brian_smith06 10+ year member]

Cliffs at bottom

Ok so last night my brother in law and i dropped my mom, sister and grandma off at the sprint center so that they could see dancing with the stars and so that my grandma would not have to walk far due to having bad legs. So after we drop them off we take car to parking garage and walk to the bars that are across the street from the sprint center and wait for them to be done.

So we get to the first bar and before we went in i said that for the entire night im allowed 2 beers total so that i dont act stupid around mom and grandma.(wrong) and im an extremely light weight when it comes to alcohol

1st bar

We walk up to bar and brother in law orders a beer and i for some dumb reason decide it would be a good idea to order a red bull with vodka. havent had one for a long time and decided why not. So we sit and drink those. I then notice that there is a bowling alley across from this bar and thought we should go. Brother in law agreed so we went

2nd bar

We walk in and i order another red bull with vodka while we waiting for our lane to open up. About 10 minutes later our lane is ready so we go and when we got there i had finished my drink and decided to quit. We start to bowl and when i look back my brother in law had ordered me another red bull with vodka so i consumed it. I didnt want to be rude and let it waste. I finish that one and sure enough he orders me another one even though i dont want or need it. I finish that one and our 2 games are up at that point. i believe i only bowled an 81.

3rd bar

We walk in there and brother in law asks if there are any drink specials and waitress told him about some rum thing so he orders two. this thing was huge and tasted really good and could not taste the alcohol so i knew i was fu**ed. We finish those and i order a corona and brother in law orders some shots so that the waitress could have a drink. she wasnt having a very good night. the place was dead. well after the rum thing i dont remember much of this bar but do remember asking to have picture taken with waitress but it didnt turn out because razor phones are gay.

So now we recieve a call from sister saying they are done at sprint center so we walk out there. i dont remember the steps by the way. we meet them out there and my sister makes me come with her to get vehicle so grandma doesnt have to walk to it. I dont remember the walk to car but remember dancing when i finally saw it. i was pretty happy about that for some reason. So we get in vehicle and sister makes me ride up front because she knows im going to get sick soon and we brought her brand new 09 honda pilot. So we go get my family and we start listening to some music. There was an mp3 in and my brother in law kept telling which songs to go to and i proceed to sing them. The first one was by ghetto boys(**** it feels good to be a gangster i believe is the name) and i'm singing word for word and loud. Then i sang gorilla zoe's hood n***a even though it wasnt on because for some reason when im drunk it just makes since to sing it?

the rest of the ride home i wanted to bark at people on the side of the road walking but sister locked my window so i wasnt able to do that so i was very sad.

we finally get to my place where they are going to drop me off and i make it to my front door and just immediatly start throwing up. brother in law had to come open door for me and i ran to my bathroom to finish. they leave and the rest of the night im sick. I wake up at random times through the night to throw up more and at 630 this morning i call into work because me being able to actually work is just not feasible today. So i go back to sleep and finally woke back up at 1 and still feel a little sick but can finally keep down liquids

cliffs

1.dropped mom, grandma and sister to sprint center and went to bars with brother in law

2.bar 1 had redbull and vodka even though i get really sick from them

3.bar 2 have 3 more redbull and vodkas and bowl an 81

4.bar 3 have some huge rum thing and corona

5.go find mom, grandma, and sister and sister makes me get car with her

6. ride home consists of me singing rap music and word for word (grandma didnt like that) and i wanted to bark at people

7. get home walk up to door and start throwing up before i open it and grandma and everyone see's this.

8.i call into work following day and finally wake up at 1 after doing so

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[YourNameHere 10+ year member]

amateur

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

So, did you have an orgy with your family?

 

[Terranova 10+ year member]

being hungover is no excuse to skip work

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Is there a point to this story? Sounds like every weekend between age 15-22 for me not including the ones I ended up in a cell overnight //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

In for pics of sis with fat ride.

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

That is way too much for me to want to read right now.

Cliffs?

 

[Brian_smith06 10+ year member]

amateur

i admit this in the reading somewhere

So, did you have an orgy with your family?

no sorry

being hungover is no excuse to skip work

it's the first time i have called in so im not too worried about it. plus i'll just use vacation time to make up for lost 8 hours today

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i read the cliffs, the story sucks. is it your first time drinking or something? What makes this story special?

 

[Brian_smith06 10+ year member]

That is way too much for me to want to read right now.
Cliffs?

they were posted in it before i submitted this thread

Is there a point to this story? Sounds like every weekend between age 15-22 for me not including the ones I ended up in a cell overnight //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

i have always been a goody two shoes so this doesnt happen often for me

In for pics of sis with fat ride.

no pics but can probably find a pic of vehicle on the net somewhere if you like

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I think he's purposly leaving out the part about his *** hurting, and his mom & sis laughing about the pics of them holding grandma's *****.

 

[Brian_smith06 10+ year member]

i read the cliffs, the story sucks. is it your first time drinking or something? What makes this story special?

i just thought it was funny(thats all) and no i dont drink often. this is only the second or third time i have been drunk

 

[bhsdriller 10+ year member]

you are the best story tell evar

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

they were posted in it before i submitted this thread

Meh, it looked like too much to begin with so I didnt even take the time to read the first line.

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

i read the cliffs, the story sucks. is it your first time drinking or something? What makes this story special?

x2.