So...Just had my first wanna be room mate visit...

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Oh my god.
Someone just rang the doorbell again and I was like "WTF?" since all of my friends know to come through the garage door. I open it up to find "TONY!" there again. He says he really likes the place and knows he wants to stay here. Was wondering what he needs to do...I told him I am going to interview as many room mates as I can and choose who I like best. He was like "Well what do I do then?" I was like, "i don't know dude.."

He proceeded to step in the house and start chatting again..My god..Finally told him I had to study and he asked me to call him this weekend.

time to reject his calls.

I bet you would change your mind if he brought over his fat Asian sister //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Portobello or Portabella young grasshopper.
Oh and italian dressing is the bomb for a quick marinade.

it's all I use to marinate kabobs.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

to the OP:

why not get that girl in your avatar to be your roomate mayne?

 

[quakerroatmeal 10+ year member]

to the OP:
why not get that girl in your avatar to be your roomate mayne?

If you'd read the entire thread you'd know. His daddy won't let him have females as roommates.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

If you'd read the entire thread you'd know. His daddy won't let him have females as roommates.

reading ftl

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

At 4:00 the doorbell rings..I go and answer it and am greeted by a short,fat, giddy Asian guy with glasses. "Hi, I Tony!" he says
Inside my head I am already cussing..Not wanting to just tell him no, he can't be room mate, I pondered how living with a straight up 100% student from Asia could be. He asks "You party much?" A fair amount I reply. "Oh, I don't party much" he responds.

So we just walks around the house discovering it on his own.."Does it have Central Heat/Air?"

YES YOU DUMBASS. Most nice houses these days have central heat and air. I guess they don't have central heat/air where he is from in Asia.

He goes on to tell me that he gets up early.I tell him thats cool, cause I get up early to go hunting. I ask him how early. "Around 4, 4:30." I was like WTF DO YOU DO? STUDY?

"Yes, I get up early to study and drink my coffee."

Holy shit.. I'd rather stay up till 2:00 cramming for a test than get up at 4:00 to study..

All the while everytime I look at him he gives me this giddy little smile that makes me think he wants to **** me.

He looks in the freezer and sees all the deer meat and says "Wow, lot of meat!"

I tell him yeah its deer meat and I cook it a lot.

"I don't eat deer."

Think I give a flying f*ck if you eat deer?

Needless to say.I was as nice as I could be the entire time. Keeping my thoughts inside my head. And he already wanted to sign a lease..He must really think I am cute..

Time to change my room mate add to WHITE MALE room mate wanted. I'd much rather live with a black who operated more around my schedule and tasks than an Asian who gets up at 4:00 in the morning to study. Oh yeah, also said he went to bed between 8:00 and 9:00.

crazy

if only it was changed from guy to girl i bet you would be all over that!!!

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Only if she was fat

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

 

[CapzNCoilz 10+ year member]

This asian seemed like he had just won the lottery or something. I swear I have never seen someone so happy just from looking at a house. It was crazy. And that smile he kept giving me gave me the creeps.

For the few of you who have watched Mad TV you will get this comment...

But Deerhunt I picture the asian guy you are talking about to look like Bobby Lee standing there only in his underwear... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

For the few of you who have watched Mad TV you will get this comment...
But Deerhunt I picture the asian guy you are talking about to look like Bobby Lee standing there only in his underwear... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Maybe the "uh-oh hotdog" guy? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[CapzNCoilz 10+ year member]

haha totally...

or picture bobby lee in the "24" series ... sleeping in his bed all cockeyed.

 

[CapzNCoilz 10+ year member]

Did you hear about the asian born with no eye lids?

The doctor said he could fix it by taking a little skin off his pecker when he gives him "the cut" and put it on his eyes...

Now they call him a little cockeyed.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I thought Asians didn't have eye lids to begin with? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

i almost killed a deer on the way to school this AM.

Me too! Whole time I seen it, I was like. Hummm I wonder if Deerhunter was here, would he have proceeded to follow it with his awe inspiring off road vechichle and wait till it stopped and popped a cap in it's ***. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif