So...Just had my first wanna be room mate visit...

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

At 4:00 the doorbell rings..I go and answer it and am greeted by a short,fat, giddy Asian guy with glasses. "Hi, I Tony!" he says

Inside my head I am already cussing..Not wanting to just tell him no, he can't be room mate, I pondered how living with a straight up 100% student from Asia could be. He asks "You party much?" A fair amount I reply. "Oh, I don't party much" he responds.

So we just walks around the house discovering it on his own.."Does it have Central Heat/Air?"

YES YOU DUMBASS. Most nice houses these days have central heat and air. I guess they don't have central heat/air where he is from in Asia.

He goes on to tell me that he gets up early.I tell him thats cool, cause I get up early to go hunting. I ask him how early. "Around 4, 4:30." I was like WTF DO YOU DO? STUDY?

"Yes, I get up early to study and drink my coffee."

Holy shit.. I'd rather stay up till 2:00 cramming for a test than get up at 4:00 to study..

All the while everytime I look at him he gives me this giddy little smile that makes me think he wants to **** me.

He looks in the freezer and sees all the deer meat and says "Wow, lot of meat!"

I tell him yeah its deer meat and I cook it a lot.

"I don't eat deer."

Think I give a flying f*ck if you eat deer?

Needless to say.I was as nice as I could be the entire time. Keeping my thoughts inside my head. And he already wanted to sign a lease..He must really think I am cute..

Time to change my room mate add to WHITE MALE room mate wanted. I'd much rather live with a black who operated more around my schedule and tasks than an Asian who gets up at 4:00 in the morning to study. Oh yeah, also said he went to bed between 8:00 and 9:00.

crazy

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[60ndown 10+ year member]

asian =good wth electronics, you might have missed a golden oppertunity to start your own line?

'phatwatts' 'chubRMS' 'tubegnosh' ?

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Change the ad to "White homosexual males"

We all know that's what you're looking for.

nG

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

You just passed on possibly the best roommate RACIST!

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

Why aren't you going for a female roomate?

thats a **** good question...

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

Why aren't you going for a female roomate?

because he is gay. it has already been covered.

 

[PatFitz9 10+ year member]

yeah, you need someone white. they all get up when you do, eat deer, and study til 2.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Well we had an interested female room mate at the beginning of the fall semester last year but my Dad said no to that. He said its a lawsuit waiting to happen. lol

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I mean..If he was black.. I could learn how to dance or something.. Maybe I could get with a hawt lil black shawty.. I could learn Ebonics.. That would be valuable to me.

 

[Zakerid 10+ year member]

Well we had an interested female room mate at the beginning of the fall semester last year but my Dad said no to that. He said its a lawsuit waiting to happen. lol

And discriminating against a particular race isn't a lawsuit waiting to happen?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I call bullshit. Asians aren't fat.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

We own the house. So we can be as discriminatory as we want.