So I think I'm gay...

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

I'm confused as to what happened. So she gave you head and then after that you lost it putting on the condom?

no head was involved. in fact she never even touched my piece. i was alone pretty much. just think of her involvement as that of a dead hooker...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Minute man.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

no head was involved. in fact she never even touched my piece. i was alone pretty much. just think of her involvement as that of a dead hooker...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minute man.

i always tell the girls *** is a race. if she wants hers, she better finish before i do.

just kidding. i dont say that.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

no head was involved. in fact she never even touched my piece. i was alone pretty much. just think of her involvement as that of a dead hooker...

So basically you just kissed her for 4 ****ing hours then tried to slap a condom on?

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


i always tell the girls *** is a race. if she wants hers, she better finish before i do.

just kidding. i dont say that.

when you finish, you should pull out, leaving her laying there as you run around the room in circles with your hands in the air like rocky.....yellling "I WON *****...WOOOO"

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

when you finish, you should pull out, leaving her laying there as you run around the room in circles with your hands in the air like rocky.....yellling "I WON *****...WOOOO"

if i was in dire need of getting laid and she was my only option for a while..i most definately would

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

So basically you just kissed her for 4 ****ing hours then tried to slap a condom on?

no, the one i made out with for 3534 hours was the first one (lauren). thats all we did.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

regal8r is a sorry piece of shit.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

when you finish, you should pull out, leaving her laying there as you run around the room in circles with your hands in the air like rocky.....yellling "I WON *****...WOOOO"

while beatboxing the theme song..

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

regal8r is a sorry piece of shit.

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[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

while beatboxing the theme song..

exactly! now only if youd fvckin get laid for once...you could do it!

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

exactly! now only if youd fvckin get laid for once...you could do it!

burn

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

exactly! now only if youd fvckin get laid for once...you could do it!

one day...

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Did her poon taste like cheeseburger drippings?

What is your deal? If you are 20 and have not laid your pipe at all there are two options:

1: Your gay

2: You have some whack religious beliefs that don't allow you to have *** before marriage.

So please tell us which one, we are sensitive to your feelings and would never make fun of you.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

Did her poon taste like cheeseburger drippings?
What is your deal? If you are 20 and have not laid your pipe at all there are two options:

1: Your gay

2: You have some whack religious beliefs that don't allow you to have *** before marriage.

So please tell us which one, we are sensitive to your feelings and would never make fun of you.

i cant open up to women because my mother didnt hug me enough as a child..