So I might PIIHB...

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

Most of what needs to be covered has been, it's pretty simple.If you want it to be easier for you to go in, use your fingers first. If you're against sticking your fingers up her *** be prepared for some resistance.Make sure she takes a shit earlier in the day so she won't have to after you've already been going at it.

BTW: For anyone else thinking of diving into this with your girl but she's saying I don't think so, unless it's a real serious relationship stop bein' a ***** and just PIIHB regardless. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif There's actually a good chance she might like it once the pain passes.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Great advice.

I am hoping to explore the anal cavity with my cawk soon too.

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

this thread has turned out to be incredibly useful. i figured it'd just be nothing but a bunch of smartass comments, thanks guys.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I didn't find anal as fan as others...I guess it's just me.

 

[Tehgregzor 10+ year member]

Should i use a rubber? i don't want a bunch of shit on my dick...Optional, but as long as she takes care of pooping before *** and wipes well, nothing will get on your dick

What kinda lube should i use? its gonna take some effort to get my junk in that puckered ******* of hers...SOME anal lubes have desensitizing effects, for her. use some of that at first, finger her butt while you give it a few minutes to kick in, then lube up your dick with regular water based lube. USE PLENTY

Is she gonna shit??? like when i pull out is there just gonna be a stream of shit commin out? should she shit beforehand? douche her *** perhaps?No shitting, unless she is just disgusting. Again, refer to the first part.

if i ride her bareback can i *** in her *** without any detrimental effects?

what else should i be aware of when i'm plowin her back field? Nope, *** all day in there. No pregnancies, it will just come out with her next deuce. Also, be gentle at first, its alot easier if you finger her butt, then two fingers, then your dick. But after a few minutes, as long as she's relaxed, you can get into it. I'd start off with both laying on your sides, with you behind her. As long as you make this as painless as possible for her, she'll do it again and again //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

c'mon guys, enlighten me on the adventures of anal ***.

 

[dvrmstrng 5,000+ posts]

still never done it....at this point bringing it up would be more of a joke

 

[konechiwa 10+ year member]

nothing special...don't see the big deal about it.

 

[seth556 10+ year member]

Make sure you don't have a friend video taping it from the closet. Then make sure she doesn't shit in the middle of it, a girl did that at my school and you can tell the word has gotten around.

 

[chingon773]

Make sure you don't have a friend video taping it from the closet. Then make sure she doesn't shit in the middle of it, a girl did that at my school and you can tell the word has gotten around.

Anal....at school........sounds like good shyt

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

does baby oil work ok for lube?

bad idea.

Oil based lube works great for anything, period. Just cant use it with latex.

Anyway, i'm guessing OP just started dating the girl recently. They will say anything to lure you in.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Most of what needs to be covered has been, it's pretty simple.If you want it to be easier for you to go in, use your fingers first. If you're against sticking your fingers up her *** be prepared for some resistance.Make sure she takes a shit earlier in the day so she won't have to after you've already been going at it.
BTW: For anyone else thinking of diving into this with your girl but she's saying I don't think so, unless it's a real serious relationship stop bein' a ***** and just PIIHB regardless. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif There's actually a good chance she might like it once the pain passes.

Tried this...

It's Bullshit.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Should i use a rubber? i don't want a bunch of shit on my dick...Optional, but as long as she takes care of pooping before *** and wipes well, nothing will get on your dickWhat kinda lube should i use? its gonna take some effort to get my junk in that puckered ******* of hers...SOME anal lubes have desensitizing effects, for her. use some of that at first, finger her butt while you give it a few minutes to kick in, then lube up your dick with regular water based lube. USE PLENTY

Is she gonna shit??? like when i pull out is there just gonna be a stream of shit commin out? should she shit beforehand? douche her *** perhaps?No shitting, unless she is just disgusting. Again, refer to the first part.

if i ride her bareback can i *** in her *** without any detrimental effects?

what else should i be aware of when i'm plowin her back field? Nope, *** all day in there. No pregnancies, it will just come out with her next deuce. Also, be gentle at first, its alot easier if you finger her butt, then two fingers, then your dick. But after a few minutes, as long as she's relaxed, you can get into it. I'd start off with both laying on your sides, with you behind her. As long as you make this as painless as possible for her, she'll do it again and again //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

c'mon guys, enlighten me on the adventures of anal ***.

But what do you do when you want to put it in her ***?

 

[TeZ 10+ year member]

LMFAO @ this thread

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

Tried this...
It's Bullshit.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[systemincheck 10+ year member]

if its her first time have her lay on her stomache and just work your way in.