So I just hit a girl.....

[bmxbikes 10+ year member]

I banged one of my friends thats a guy today today.. wow I feel like such ****. I guess im gonna get picked up by the cops tomorrow, so I figured I would tell you guys what happend.

We were having an argument and he went too far. He made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep his dick hard and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my dad got drunk and fornicated with my innocent boyish body. My dad wanted me and my brother at the same time because he "loved us". My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER banged a guy before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I took my pants off, and it flew straight into his mouth. I thought it would be like the movies where he would get a little trickle of jizz. It wasn't. His **** EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because *** shot out of his ears, got all over me, got all over the floor.

Heres a picture of my kitchen floor

He staggered backwards, hit his head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

Picture of my kitchen wall

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before he started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard him run out of the house and take off down the street with my underwear on his head. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess he didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears..

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[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

you shouldn't hit yourself..

schizophrenia

 

[kpozr2 10+ year member]

 

[Ace Ventura 10+ year member]

Now dis I approve of

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

"I've always wondered... since coffee is made from beans, does that make it a vegetable?"

 

[chenface 10+ year member]

Sorry to hear that man. To be honest, that bish deserved it, but you should never put your hands on a female dogg! Good luck, hope everythings ok for you.

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

Wow, trying to pull a Savage but not even half as convincing.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Where's carlton when you need him?

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

you're not the first.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

So later I went home and broke down in tears..

pics or GTFO

 

[bmxbikes 10+ year member]

Im waiting for tappin_azz's input on this.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

Bel air lawl

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

Im waiting for tappin_azz's input on this.

he'd tell you that you should've aimed for the NECK.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Is jazzy jeff gonna come over and hold your hand?

 

[bmxbikes 10+ year member]

****IT my post was edited