So i got a Randoboner...

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

ehh, i can see in tha shower but at the gym? youre not a peter puffer are ya?walk out with a towel hangin off it sayin "now who wants to wrastle?"

i also carry a jar of vaseline in my other hand //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[MemphisCherokee 10+ year member]

YES!!!!!!!!!

where do you work out, im comin to cali

 

[jesse59672 10+ year member]

i used to get those in junior high but i get laid like every other day

 

[MemphisCherokee 10+ year member]

by dudes?

 

[plushDJ 10+ year member]

yeah man, junior high and high school were bad. Atleast I didn't wear sweatpants, nothing good comes from boners in sweatpants.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

stay on topic guys. i want to hear of some randoboner adventures.

I am. I said my boner is underdevelpoed right this second, i.e. limp.

This topic makes me flacid.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

YES!!!!!!!!!where do you work out, im comin to cali

sure thing sugar pie

i used to get those in junior high but i get laid like every other day

no one notices that lil' nub anyhow

by dudes?

that's my guess

yeah man, junior high and high school were bad. Atleast I didn't wear sweatpants, nothing good comes from boners in sweatpants.

nothing wrong with approaching a girl with a big boner just so she knows wat ur working with

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

I have pretty consistent morning wood.

Is that on topic enough?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

I have pretty consistent morning wood.
Is that on topic enough?

i call BS

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

tell me how it goes.

I did.

the clit is a penis //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

The entire penis is not a homologous structure to the clitoris, but the glans is, which is the tip...
A few more homologs in female/male reproductive organs that I remember from my physiology class //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Labia Majora = Scrotum

****** = Non-functioning part of prostate

Clitoral hood = foreskin

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif :fyi: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

i call BS

Lets have a sleepover and i'll prove it.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

I did.
The entire penis is not a homologous structure to the clitoris, but the glans is, which is the tip...

A few more homologs in female/male reproductive organs that I remember from my physiology class //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Labia Majora = Scrotum

****** = Non-functioning part of prostate

Clitoral hood = foreskin

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif :fyi: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

blah blah blah, as long as it's not poking at me like a penis then it's all good

Lets have a sleepover and i'll prove it.

that makes u a ***

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

that makes u a ***

You doubt my boner making abilities. Thus I wanted to prove it to you beyond a shadow of a doubt.

A sleepover is the only logical solution seeing as you could be present to witness said morning wood and see that I'm not cheating or rigging an erection in any way.

 

[MemphisCherokee 10+ year member]

I did.
The entire penis is not a homologous structure to the clitoris, but the glans is, which is the tip...

A few more homologs in female/male reproductive organs that I remember from my physiology class //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Labia Majora = Scrotum

****** = Non-functioning part of prostate

Clitoral hood = foreskin

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif :fyi: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

so its an inside out cock?

well, then i love me some inside-out-****