So I am new... you know...

[Thelis 10+ year member]

****! I wanted to make you laugh so badly!

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

so are these whores good fucks on those wednesday nights?

 

[Thelis 10+ year member]

My dick says yes, my blood results say 'bad idea'.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

smart man

 

[Dozy_production 10+ year member]

trying awfully hard //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Thelis 10+ year member]

Yeah, my days are not complete until I make at least one ******* laugh. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Dozy_production 10+ year member]

day isn't complete? you got 7 minutes.

 

[Thelis 10+ year member]

No man, it is 2:53am here, I am getting a head start.

 

[Dozy_production 10+ year member]

No man, it is 2:53am here, I am getting a head start.

you have 5 minutes.

 

[Thelis 10+ year member]

last night, tony and I decided to stop off on the way to the party to get some beer

we come out of the shop a few minutes later and there's a parking guy writing a ticket

tony goes up to him and asks him what the ticket's for, parking guy explains that the car is parked in a no standing zone

tony starts abusing him and tells him to cram it up his ***, so the guy writes a ticket for abusing him

haha

so tony gets up him even more, and every time he says something the guy writes another ticket

14 tickets later, the guy gives up and walks off

...

and we both PISS ourselves laughing as we walk back to tony's car around the corner, leaving some poor bastard with 14 parking fines //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ROFL!!

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

i lol'd at that prolly cuz i'm so freakin tired anything is funny then

 

[bumpin buick 5,000+ posts]

welcome to the forum, its good to have some humor every now and then

 

[Dozy_production 10+ year member]

last night, tony and I decided to stop off on the way to the party to get some beer we come out of the shop a few minutes later and there's a parking guy writing a ticket

tony goes up to him and asks him what the ticket's for, parking guy explains that the car is parked in a no standing zone

tony starts abusing him and tells him to cram it up his ***, so the guy writes a ticket for abusing him

haha

so tony gets up him even more, and every time he says something the guy writes another ticket

14 tickets later, the guy gives up and walks off

...

and we both PISS ourselves laughing as we walk back to tony's car around the corner, leaving some poor bastard with 14 parking fines //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ROFL!!

fail.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, my days are not complete until I make at least one ******* laugh. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

That could end in a shitty mess around here.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

welcome to the forum, its good to have some humor every now and then

If you find any,et me know.