So a rope walks into a bar

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

a rope walks into a bar: "give me a beer"

bartender: "we don't server ropes here, take a hike"

the rope goes outside, ties himself into a big knot and then proceeds to thrash himself all over the sidewalk for about 20 minutes

then he walks back in: "give me a beer"

bartender: "hey, aren't you a rope?"

rope: "I'm a frayed knot."

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[ntense702 10+ year member]

man walks into a clock shop

he walks up to the cashier, unzips his pants and exposes himself to the lady working the register

the young lady then says, "sir, this is a just a clock shop, what are you doing!"

man says, "I know, I want two hands and a face on this."

 

[Crown_amps]

great.....

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

man walks into a clock shop
he walks up to the cashier, unzips his pants and exposes himself to the lady working the register

the young lady then says, "sir, this is a just a clock shop, what are you doing!"

man says, "I know, I want two hands and a face on this."

lmao

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

nyuck nyuck nyuck.

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

man walks into a clock shop
he walks up to the cashier, unzips his pants and exposes himself to the lady working the register

the young lady then says, "sir, this is a just a clock shop, what are you doing!"

man says, "I know, I want two hands and a face on this."

I thought that was pretty **** funny too

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

So a thread walks into a gay bar...

 

[Crown_amps]

So a thread walks into a gay bar...

Then low and behold its built into Preston's house custom *** bar in his giant closet of a house

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

 

[Max_Power 10+ year member]

thats fairly embarrassing.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Then low and behold its built into Preston's house custom *** bar in his giant closet of a house

gee wiz, a door the perfect shape. the perfect shape for a pot. get the fuck out of my closet bar sigfreed.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

 

[ntense702 10+ year member]

slammed's funny pictures ftw

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

hooray?