SNL Celebrity Jeopardy!

[Loud3 10+ year member]

Connery - "I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will..."

Trebek - "I DON'T want to hear it!"

Connery - "What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold...?"

Connery - "One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a Wh0re!"

Best TV show. Ever.

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QhkZhLsC2Lo&search=Celebrity%20Jeopardy

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IWtVCpknb70&search=Celebrity%20Jeopardy

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Kv47H-Q5Iys&search=Celebrity%20Jeopardy

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eyL_iZqqaac&search=Celebrity%20Jeopardy

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

Trebek: Im going to hold up an object, and you just say the name of the object" (hold up a hammer)

Connery: (buzzes in) Its a man with a mustache!

Trebek: Im not the object, you idiot!

::: everyone looks around confused....buzzer goes off.

Trebek: ITS A FRIGGIN HAMMER!!

 

[Loud3 10+ year member]

I'll take 'anal bum cover' for $200, trebek.

That's "An Album Cover"...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

"famous *******!"

 

[Loud3 10+ year member]

Trebek : "I think I know where this is going...

Connery : "Aw, c'mon Trebek, show the people my work!"

Trebek : "Yeah, I was right, it's a horse having *** with me..."

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

"Show me potato salad!!!" _family guy... sorry, it was on my mind.

 

[Loud3 10+ year member]

'Wait, are you selling Penis Mightier's?"

NO!

That's The Pen Is Mightier.

 

[dak0ta_g33k 10+ year member]

my favorite categories:

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

those skits freakin pwn!

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Connery: I'll take famous whore semen for $500.

Trebeck: That's "famous horsemen" you idiot.

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

Call me dumb but why is Potent Potables there every time?

 

[dak0ta_g33k 10+ year member]

your @$$ or a hole in the ground for eleventy billion dollars

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

Turd Ferguson

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

i remember dl'ing these a long time ago....

god they were funny then, and they are funny now