smell of "rubber"

[DonH 5,000+ posts]

Pussy Ftw!

 

[77oldsMAbrotha 10+ year member]

It had a rubber smell to it. One side was faded white and the other was pink, so i figured it had been there quite a while and was safe. I took it home and washed it, and it had one of those sucky things on it so you could stick it to shit. Worked great for pulling out dents in cars or hanging on friends TVs to suprise them. Used to have throwing contests with it to see who could stick it on the window from the farthest distance. Fun shit.

There's no way you played with a ***** you found on the side of the road after you took it home and hand washed it.....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif

 

[AVSTANG02]

thought i'd throw this in, it was with my sister who happened to be the person that was eating her out when she lost her virginity. so they could'of had another threesome lol. yea i'll go check her pants, was wearing cotton underwear but i think polyester and spandex pants. maybe the spandex.

Whoa whao whoa whoa whoa

WAIT A MINUTE!

The first time your gf had *** was with a threesome with your sister.

Wow..

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Whoa whao whoa whoa whoa
WAIT A MINUTE!

The first time your gf had *** was with a threesome with your sister.

Wow..

indeed, he has bigger problems than his girl cheating on him

 

[SpringfieldOhio 10+ year member]

does she use toys?

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

yea the "yoga" pants she wore are 96% cotton and 4% spandex, and upon me smelling the crotch region many times i managed to get that scent i was experiencing last night. i then tried other areas of the pants to find that smell to no luck. maybe just her ****** and the pants combined made the smell? wow i just realized the amount of mind power you spend thinking about whether or not your girls cheating on you has gotta be close to that a detective spends finding a serial killer type shit. i guess i should just rely on trust and not spend the mind power on this, but i just really don't wanna be the guy to walk in on his gf banging away. ****ing 25 to life here i come if thats the case.

You are going to lose this relationship.

It had a rubber smell to it. One side was faded white and the other was pink, so i figured it had been there quite a while and was safe. I took it home and washed it, and it had one of those sucky things on it so you could stick it to shit. Worked great for pulling out dents in cars or hanging on friends TVs to suprise them. Used to have throwing contests with it to see who could stick it on the window from the farthest distance. Fun shit.

wtf is wrong with you?

Whoa whao whoa whoa whoa
WAIT A MINUTE!

The first time your gf had *** was with a threesome with your sister.

Wow..

Always a good start.

indeed, he has bigger problems than his girl cheating on him

This. I'd probably bail on her.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I laughed at teh Flip/

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

For future advice....

If a girl loses her virginity in a threesome or with a sibling, the odds of her ending up okay is slim to none. Trust me on this.

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

]lol' date=' but really i know this chick who had a guy blow it in her and an hour later her bf went down on her and was like somethings weird it tastes and smells different. [/u'][/b] Turns out she told him and he cried himself to sleep a couple nights and now they're back together and she's cheating on him with another guy lol. I laugh every time i think of that guy because how can he be so blind that she's banging these other guys, i'm just making sure i don't be like him.

That would have been enough for me to break her jaw so she cannot **** cock for months. And for a good measure I would have broke her pussy bone so entry would be beyond painful, but that is just me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

hmmm

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

do that ^^^ and ask the b!tch if she cheated

 

[Hydrastas 10+ year member]

hmm that was a good read, had me laughing for a while about the huge ***** because i have one of those double dong ****** i bought as a gag gift under the bed. but it wasn't like that smell, and she doesn't have any toys at all(i even offered to buy her a buttplug but after a couple bleeding incidents from her big hemorrhoid i gave up and am strictly telling her to drink more water and shit slower so i can have buttsex again). As for the threesome first ****** experience she claims to not remember anything about my sis eating her out, but my sister's told me many times about it since i got with her. I think she's a lesbian and she's jealous of me and wants my gf.

 

[AVSTANG02]

Is it wrong that I want to fap now?

You must be from the country or some shit..