Skar Audio crap

[Flex68 10+ year member]

Heard a rumor that there is a name change in the works:

Skar Audio to become "Grab Bag Audio."

You don't know what you're getting: may be A-stock, may be B-stock, may be used...but there will be something arrive at your door, if you're lucky;

The Customer Service Dep't is being downsized from 1 person to zero, and standard policy put into place stating that if it arrives DOA , its the carrier's fault, but if it works for a tenth of a second or longer and dies, its the installer's fault;

Yes, they do still build enclosures....just specify Large , Medium , or Small. Screws are optional, depending on what they find on the floor of the warehouse, but guaranteed to at least have one drip of Elmer's glue on corners. If the box must be square or level--- or if you feel it needs bracing--- this must be communicated in advance so they can ship you some extra wood since square, level, or braced exceed their in-house capabilities; and,

If you have any issues, please contact the SomethingGoBoom guy (aka #1Nuthugger ) on this forum: he will "talk up" Grab Bag Audio until you feel better, or spout enough nonsense until you kill yourself.

Either way, we don't give a fukk. Just send the money.

 

[Why So Cereal? 5,000+ posts]

Heard a rumor that there is a name change in the works:
Skar Audio to become "Grab Bag Audio."

You don't know what you're getting: may be A-stock, may be B-stock, may be used...but there will be something arrive at your door, if you're lucky;

The Customer Service Dep't is being downsized from 1 person to zero, and standard policy put into place stating that if it arrives DOA , its the carrier's fault, but if it works for a tenth of a second or longer and dies, its the installer's fault;

Yes, they do still build enclosures....just specify Large , Medium , or Small. Screws are optional, depending on what they find on the floor of the warehouse, but guaranteed to at least have one drip of Elmer's glue on corners. If the box must be square or level--- or if you feel it needs bracing--- this must be communicated in advance so they can ship you some extra wood since square, level, or braced exceed their in-house capabilities; and,

If you have any issues, please contact the SomethingGoBoom guy (aka #1Nuthugger ) on this forum: he will "talk up" Grab Bag Audio until you feel better, or spout enough nonsense until you kill yourself.

Either way, we don't give a fukk. Just send the money.

Lulz, lawlz, as well as lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

Lol this thread will never die.

 

[SKAR-MaliBOOM]

Heard a rumor that there is a name change in the works:
Skar Audio to become "Grab Bag Audio."

You don't know what you're getting: may be A-stock, may be B-stock, may be used...but there will be something arrive at your door, if you're lucky;

The Customer Service Dep't is being downsized from 1 person to zero, and standard policy put into place stating that if it arrives DOA , its the carrier's fault, but if it works for a tenth of a second or longer and dies, its the installer's fault;

Yes, they do still build enclosures....just specify Large , Medium , or Small. Screws are optional, depending on what they find on the floor of the warehouse, but guaranteed to at least have one drip of Elmer's glue on corners. If the box must be square or level--- or if you feel it needs bracing--- this must be communicated in advance so they can ship you some extra wood since square, level, or braced exceed their in-house capabilities; and,

If you have any issues, please contact the SomethingGoBoom guy (aka #1Nuthugger ) on this forum: he will "talk up" Grab Bag Audio until you feel better, or spout enough nonsense until you kill yourself.

Either way, we don't give a fukk. Just send the money.

Put some effort into this post I see //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/respekt.gif.b162d148236010609fe523122efe3729.gif

 

[Why So Cereal? 5,000+ posts]

Got a gorilla for sale, Magilla Gorilla for sale

 

[Flex68 10+ year member]

Put some effort into this post I see //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/respekt.gif.b162d148236010609fe523122efe3729.gif

* bowing *

Thank you, thank you.... I'll be here all week, next show at 9PM

 

[SKAR-MaliBOOM]

* bowing *
Thank you, thank you.... I'll be here all week, next show at 9PM

lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

OT-lulzzzz'

 

[martiandancer31 10+ year member]

got the crowd started on some yes yes y'all, to the beat y'all, leave work early and put down eight y'all, steal office supplies and make a scotch tape ball

 

[THATpurpleKUSH 5,000+ posts]

so I said rectum...damn near killed em

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Heard a rumor that there is a name change in the works:
Skar Audio to become "Grab Bag Audio."

You don't know what you're getting: may be A-stock, may be B-stock, may be used...but there will be something arrive at your door, if you're lucky;

The Customer Service Dep't is being downsized from 1 person to zero, and standard policy put into place stating that if it arrives DOA , its the carrier's fault, but if it works for a tenth of a second or longer and dies, its the installer's fault;

Yes, they do still build enclosures....just specify Large , Medium , or Small. Screws are optional, depending on what they find on the floor of the warehouse, but guaranteed to at least have one drip of Elmer's glue on corners. If the box must be square or level--- or if you feel it needs bracing--- this must be communicated in advance so they can ship you some extra wood since square, level, or braced exceed their in-house capabilities; and,

If you have any issues, please contact the SomethingGoBoom guy (aka #1Nuthugger ) on this forum: he will "talk up" Grab Bag Audio until you feel better, or spout enough nonsense until you kill yourself.

Either way, we don't give a fukk. Just send the money.

full of win.

 

[Dirtrider4eva 10+ year member]

Poaster

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

 

[Towncar 10+ year member]

Heard a rumor that there is a name change in the works:
Skar Audio to become "Grab Bag Audio."

You don't know what you're getting: may be A-stock, may be B-stock, may be used...but there will be something arrive at your door, if you're lucky;

The Customer Service Dep't is being downsized from 1 person to zero, and standard policy put into place stating that if it arrives DOA , its the carrier's fault, but if it works for a tenth of a second or longer and dies, its the installer's fault;

Yes, they do still build enclosures....just specify Large , Medium , or Small. Screws are optional, depending on what they find on the floor of the warehouse, but guaranteed to at least have one drip of Elmer's glue on corners. If the box must be square or level--- or if you feel it needs bracing--- this must be communicated in advance so they can ship you some extra wood since square, level, or braced exceed their in-house capabilities; and,

If you have any issues, please contact the SomethingGoBoom guy (aka #1Nuthugger ) on this forum: he will "talk up" Grab Bag Audio until you feel better, or spout enough nonsense until you kill yourself.

Either way, we don't give a fukk. Just send the money.

That sounds like skar to me...

 

[Towncar 10+ year member]

Im not gunna lie though, the subs skar sold me were great.. They were sundowns lol.

 

[Dirtrider4eva 10+ year member]

i saw four sa 10s in the classifieds and was tempted to pm him an offer. them i realized it was skar and said fuck it.