Short story, lol.

[05gliguy 10+ year member]

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5

-year-old son

playing with his new electric train in the livingroom.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you

sons of

*****es who want off, get the hell off now... cause this

is the last

stop!

And all

of you sons of *****es who are getting on, get your

***** on the

train...cause we're going down the tracks.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't

use that kind

of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your

room and you are

to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may

play with your

train...but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and

resumed playing

with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother

heard her son

say...

"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you

and hope your

trip

was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again

soon."

She heard her little darling continue..."For those of

you just

boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We

hope you will

have

a

pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For

those of you who

are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the

***** in the

kitchen."

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[04_edge 10+ year member]

lol

 

[RipDaJacka]

lo, thats greatl

 

[BlackWaterOp]

Wow...

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

i hope that kid got the backhand to the face that he deserved //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[bryce-man 10+ year member]

hahahahaahaha

good one

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

i've seen this somewhere....

there should be a joke thread //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

 

[Mr T 10+ year member]