Shaving Beaver

[Haunz 10+ year member]

All of the girls I have ever dated kept themselves nice and trim. My current girlfriend had been getting her 'cookie' as she puts it, waxed. Well I'm not sure what happened but it's been a couple months and it has not been getting done. After a bit of complaining on my behalf, I was charged with the task of shaving it for her.

Now I've been shaving my face for quite a few years now, but I have never shaved a beaver before. (Us Canadians use the word beaver and pvssy synonymously for those who haven't caught on yet). Since I'm wet behind the ears on this one, I thought I'd better ask about it here first.

Since she has got a bit furry I figured it would be best to go in with some clippers first. But from there, what type of razor would work best? Will my usual two blade Bic be OK, or should I get myself a 5 blade Gillette Venus? What type of shave cream should I use, or should I use a gel? Is a special moisturizer required?

What about hot towels or massage techniques? Are there any special patterns I should be considering?

All input is welcomed...

I'm not sure if before and after pictures will be allowed?

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[Tone415 10+ year member]

pics are a must

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

just cut that bitch reall good so she does it herself for now on.

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

well wat i would do is stick my johnson in the beaver, and call it quits.

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

pics are a must

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[mossberg385t 10+ year member]

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rofl

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

?

 

[mossberg385t 10+ year member]

also you should use a straight razor and water

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

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[*SlappinAzz*]

My question is, why did the waxing cease?

Because you infected her ****** when you coated your dick with rat poison.

 

[goingdef 10+ year member]

All of the girls I have ever dated kept themselves nice and trim. My current girlfriend had been getting her 'cookie' as she puts it, waxed. Well I'm not sure what happened but it's been a couple months and it has not been getting done. After a bit of complaining on my behalf, I was charged with the task of shaving it for her.
Now I've been shaving my face for quite a few years now, but I have never shaved a beaver before. (Us Canadians use the word beaver and pvssy synonymously for those who haven't caught on yet). Since I'm wet behind the ears on this one, I thought I'd better ask about it here first.

Since she has got a bit furry I figured it would be best to go in with some clippers first. But from there, what type of razor would work best? Will my usual two blade Bic be OK, or should I get myself a 5 blade Gillette Venus? What type of shave cream should I use, or should I use a gel? Is a special moisturizer required?

What about hot towels or massage techniques? Are there any special patterns I should be considering?

All input is welcomed...

I'm not sure if before and after pictures will be allowed?

first you will want to go in with a weedeater (don't forget safety glasses)after you have knocked down the high brush go back in with a couple sticks of dyn-o-mite and blast out any remaining stumps and BAM insta slip-n-slide...................tell her this is your plan and her *** will take care of it on her own!

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

Clippers would be good so you dont pull too much. Gillete offers the Mach 3, i believe, with a beard trimmer on one end and the blade on the other so you can do it all with 1 tool. I would suggest a cream or gel designed for women for sensitive skin. They also have that new razor for men out with the special gel pockets or whatever, you could try that too. Generally Women prefer mens razors, idk why, but they do.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

what you don't like her looking like a gorilla?

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

youll invest alot less money on dental floss if you just roll on down unshaven.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/nerd.gif.c6fa51ddf7ff75f1c0371fbc648f70ae.gif