Shalom from Jerusalem

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Sarah Silverman is Jewish also.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

nah never mind, I dont date religious chicks.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Tits.

nG

 

[bball09124 10+ year member]

Anybody else kind of have a thing for Mediterranean women?

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

They love Americans here.
Maily because we're the only ones standing between them and oblivion at the hands of the Muslims.

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Israeli's love Americans.

They even offered to pay for an air trip round flight, with hotel, as long as I attended some Jewish seminar thing... they think 'cause I //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/boink.gif.91933e72f927f2cefc79aff02573090c.gif'd a Jew, I am a Jew... and I have a Jewish last name, and my hair is "jewish" (even though it's more Italian)... it doesn't negate the fact that they tried to convert me!

P.S. How you liking it? I might take them up on that offer to go visit my friend in Jerusalem. It's like those time-share deals. Stay there for a weekend for free, and all you have to do is attend a seminar. It's FTW.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

It's pretty sweet. Israel is an incredible country.

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

It's pretty sweet. Israel is an incredible country.

Incredible enough to take a huge chunk of time out of my life to receive a lot of religious propaganda?

Something tells me I could get the latter by just watching T.V.

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[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

If you can get out of Jerusalem and see northern Israel and the dead sea, then yes.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Shit I wont lie, if someone offered me a free plane ticket to Isreal, stay for the weekend and not pay a dime - id do it.

 

[wu36ca 10+ year member]

it doesn't negate the fact that they tried to convert me!

Hmmmm. Jews are not big on conversion. Or so I thought.

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

Jewish Dilemma =

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

that sandwich looks delicious!

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Dress up like hitler.

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

Most douchious hair style ever.

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[sue bee 10+ year member]

Thanks DBfan. Please note said differences between drinking and say, gargling. One involves swallowing, the other doesn't. Ask your mother for more details.