Selma Hayek

[Cabin_Pressure 10+ year member]

Shes on 30 Rock tonite, damn, shes been hot for years! She was killer in "Dusk til Dawn".

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[duece212 5,000+ posts]

Shes on 30 Rock tonite, damn, shes been hot for years! She was killer in "Dusk til Dawn".

Selma's damn sure hot. Speakin of Dusk til dawn, love Cheech's pussy line in the movie:

"All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the ***** Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

 

[Dale_Gribble]

Shes almost as hot as my wife.

 

[BASS_WARRIOR 10+ year member]

I would kill babies to be able to hit that //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Dale_Gribble]

I changed my mind.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

:motorboat:

 

[Dale_Gribble]

I'd put my pump sprayer in places shes never thought of.

 

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[scarolinablazin 10+ year member]

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[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Hey Dale, pics of the wifey to compare or GTFO!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

And by the way, she is my favorite actress of all time! Not to mention my hand loves her just as much!

 

[Dale_Gribble]

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

She is fukin hot...

 

[BASS_WARRIOR 10+ year member]

Shit I have no shame I would've hit it when she looked like this: