Scotch

shut the fuck up.
first off, while you may think sipping expensive scotch may make you look important, any scotch drinker worth their salt is going to know you're full of shit and couldn't tell the difference between blended and single malt. They're going to think of this, ask you some questions, and then automatically label you as being full of shit and a phony... But they're not going to tell you.

......

You dont need to be buying blue or oban to be drinking scotch, in fact, you shouldn't because not only will you be throwing away money you'll be setting yourself up to be more of a pretentious prick than you already are and as i stated above, you'll look like a fool to anyone who matters.
Abso-****ing-lutely. I don't always agree with the author of this post, but in this case, I do.

I've tried dozens of high-end Scotches, not because I'm rich, but because I lived somewhere where they were MUCH less expensive. Johnny Walker Blue didn't impress me for the price I paid ($90/750), and I sure wouldn't pay it here in the US where it's routinely $200-300 a bottle. The Chivas Regal Royal Salute (21-year?) I thought was better. Drinking JW Blue and saying anything else is crap is like the rap stars who drink exclusively Cristal. It's just to show off your bling, IMO.

I made it a point to become a Scotch lover when I was about 23 years old... for several reasons.

1. The people who really enjoy Scotch REALLY enjoy their Scotch.

2. NONE of my friends drank it, which means when I bring a bottle to a party, I don't have to worry about skanks drinkin' up my crunk. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif

3. There's a ton of different kinds, and almost all of them are great in their own way... now my friends and family all know what to get me as a gift for almost any occasion. There's no need to wonder, just pick up a bottle of Scotch in whatever budget you have in mind (they come in all price ranges) and you know I'll be happy with it. No guesswork involved, and no need to worry if I'll like it. It also keeps forever.

4. You never see a drunken homeless bum who is a Scotch lover... they're always after the Kentucky Deluxe, the vodka, whatever. Not Scotch.

As for what to try, keep in mind that for almost everyone I've ever spoken to, Scotch is an acquired taste... just because you like whiskey (like bourbon) doesn't mean you'll like whisky (aka Scotch). I worked my way into it first by using the inexpensive brands, like J&B and Dewar's mixed with ice and 7-Up. I did this for quite a while, a year or so (not a heavy drinker), then began to use less and less soda, and eventually was just drinking it on the rocks, and began trying many other brands, when my whole world of experience opened up.

Now, I'm not a connoisseur by any means, nor am I pretentious about it (I don't think). I simply enjoy it, and I like comparing notes with other friends who also enjoy it. I've been recently turned onto Oban, which is great. I'm a big fan of the high-end Chivas, as I mentioned. I also rather like Glenmorangie, Laphroig, Glenlivet, Dalwinnie, Dalmore, Bowmore and Macallen. I like some singles, some doubles, etc.

If I have a really great Scotch I want to savor and experience I will often drink it straight, room temp, and even like it in a brandy snifter so the heat of my hand can slightly warm it, releasing the "bouquet" and the flavors.

For everyday drinking, it's usually on the rocks, and Cutty Sark is my usual, for a blend of price and flavor. It's consistent, it's smooth and I don't tire of it after a glass or two, as I do with some of the stronger flavors. I can do the same with Johnny Red, but I find it's a bit more expensive and I think I prefer the Cutty. Nothing wrong with JW, per se, and it is the most common you'll find in most bars. In fact, many I've been to consider JW Red their "top shelf" Scotch. lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

That's just a bit on my perspective and how I got into Scotch... I still need to spend time learning all the different varieties, but I did surprise myself at the flavors I could distinguish when I went to a formal tasting session at a distillery with multiple different bottles. It was fun, but I know my palate has definitely matured over the last 10 years I've been drinking it... don't give up, it's a fun hobby, but you sure might have to make yourself stick to it sometimes. Like I said, I didn't like it the first few times I tried it, but I did grow into it, and it was worth every drink. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 
shut the fuck up.
first off, while you may think sipping expensive scotch may make you look important, any scotch drinker worth their salt is going to know you're full of shit and couldn't tell the difference between blended and single malt. They're going to think of this, ask you some questions, and then automatically label you as being full of shit and a phony... But they're not going to tell you.

Try some single malts like glenlivet, or maybe even macallan. Try some blended scotch like JW black or red (JW isn't the only blended by the way, you'd think it was though). Find out what you like and dont worry about buying something expensive and trying to look cool. Once you've gotten a taste for scotch and more importantly what you like in a scotch start venturing out. Then you can spend some money.

You dont need to be buying blue or oban to be drinking scotch, in fact, you shouldn't because not only will you be throwing away money you'll be setting yourself up to be more of a pretentious prick than you already are and as i stated above, you'll look like a fool to anyone who matters.

But i don't expect a tool bag like you to take my amazing advice anyway.
Are you calling me pretentious and a tool bag? If so I was just asking because I have never had Scotch and I know a lot of people really like it so I wanted to see if I would too. I don't want to drink it because I think it will make me look cool, if I don't like it, that's that, I won't buy any more, I am jut trying to expand my tastes.

As for the rest, there are a lot of recommendations now, I will have to see what my local store carries and what I can afford and maybe I will pick some up.

 
Are you calling me pretentious and a tool bag? If so I was just asking because I have never had Scotch and I know a lot of people really like it so I wanted to see if I would too. I don't want to drink it because I think it will make me look cool, if I don't like it, that's that, I won't buy any more, I am jut trying to expand my tastes.
As for the rest, there are a lot of recommendations now, I will have to see what my local store carries and what I can afford and maybe I will pick some up.
That was aimed at the guy who recommended JW Blue and nothing else //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
That was aimed at the guy who recommended JW Blue and nothing else //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
Thats what I figured, but wanted to defend myself anyway, lol. I am thinking of picking up a bottle of Glenlivet, it seems to be quite popular, but I will have to see what the stores in small town upper peninsula Michigan have, lol.

 
There's another one I'm wanting to try, Glen Breton. It technically cannot be called scotch because it's distilled here in Canada, but it is a single malt whisky.

They just won a trademark infringement suit from the Scotch Whisky Association about the use of Glen in it's name.

 
Are you calling me pretentious and a tool bag? If so I was just asking because I have never had Scotch and I know a lot of people really like it so I wanted to see if I would too. I don't want to drink it because I think it will make me look cool, if I don't like it, that's that, I won't buy any more, I am jut trying to expand my tastes.
As for the rest, there are a lot of recommendations now, I will have to see what my local store carries and what I can afford and maybe I will pick some up.
That was aimed at the guy who recommended JW Blue and nothing else //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
Well actually it was kind of aimed at them both.

OP is an idiot.

 
Thats what I figured, but wanted to defend myself anyway, lol. I am thinking of picking up a bottle of Glenlivet, it seems to be quite popular, but I will have to see what the stores in small town upper peninsula Michigan have, lol.
IMO the glen* lines seem to be pretty overrated. Take that with a grain of salt though, i do not consider myself a scotch drinker.

 
Chivas Regal 12 year has been my personal favorite lately, though i had some family pick up some stuff that i have never tried.
The chivas is a blended, but it suits my present tastes.
for sure chivas, best for the money hands down! Dewar's 12 year is a close second, on the rocks with a splash of H2o.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
unfortunately most of the bars i frequent dont carry single malt so i usually opt for J&B on the rocks

i was at a bar a few months ago and the bartender had no clue, she was serving me glenlivet 18yr in a tub on the rocks for $5....i drank most of the bottle:)

 
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