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[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

Dude, the pull out method is foolproof. There's no way she's pregnant. NO WAY.

 

[David19 10+ year member]

Your own god **** fault for not using protection, Man up and deal with it.

Never said it wasn't my fault.

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

I don't think you can do a DNA test before it is born, so I bet she is gonna saddle you with the guilt until then. Guilty until proven innocent.

im pretty sure you can but there uber fookin expensive

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

I hope you take this alot more seriously than the people here are.

 

[85_blazer 10+ year member]

Did you really think the "pull out method" works?
i have used the pull and pray many times after long succes i gave up with my own method

push rlly hard and rlly deep i try to go past all the important stuff hahah dane cook ftw!!

 

[Notloud00 10+ year member]

ur a tard for not wrapping ur shit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif. that is all.

 

[BryanCain]

Man on some real sh*t, you should wrap that sh*t up. You don't want your pal there to catch that climidia sh*t where you'll be growing mushrooms of your shlong.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

I just had the thought of another David19 polluting the world with more FAIL.

 

[BryanCain]

I just had the thought of another David19 polluting the world with more FAIL.

Dude, you're a FAILURE for using that word. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/verymad.gif.3f39c5c2fd57527b671fad3efdfac756.gif You wanna fight?

 

[crash9201 10+ year member]

dude really? if she hasnt missed her period... then who really knows... she could just be sick. but either way unless you want kids.... jimmies gotta wear a hat

 

[BryanCain]

dude really? if she hasnt missed her period... then who really knows... she could just be sick. but either way unless you want kids.... jimmies gotta wear a hat

I agree. Jimmy, wear your hat.

 

[Enellz 10+ year member]

Well if so man up and take care of the child. You have 38-39 weeks to get everything together. Ignore the stupid comments.

 

[t-money 10+ year member]

man up and CONGRATULATIONS

 

[David19 10+ year member]

yeah im def wrapping up from now on if shes NOT pregnant... i just did the math and sense we first had unprotected *** it still havn't been 2 weeks.. alittle under 2 weeks.. but when she took the test it was POSITIVE as hell..told her not to worry about shit until she misses her period then to freak out.. :/

 

[David19 10+ year member]

PIITB Problem solved.

Will next time if shes not pregnant =)