saw a hot girl at my work yesterday and i didn't even do nothin

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

sorry didnt know there were english teachers on these forums (j/k) let me break it down for you...


translate:

"I have to get some next time I have ****** intercourse. I only got one of her bottom because one picture is good enough for me. Shoot I get the real thing, do you understand me?"

Ah, shit! I just read this and totally had a flash back to airplane where they are speaking ebonics and the old lady translate to the one guy. Man my stomach hurtz right now!

Good stuff.............good stuff!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Be like "George" and do the opposite of everything...
"Hi! I'm luvinthebass, a geeky guy, I wear glasses and live with my parents.."

If every instinct in your life has been wrong; then the opposite must be right..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

No, but I swear your avatar makes my cock point to the west coast everytime I see your avatar! Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[mtdewelf 10+ year member]

Yesterday at my work i saw this hot girl with blond hair, nice tits and she looked single but a hot girl like her i doubt she was, i was on my work break, i shoulda asked her out but im just a geeky guy with glasses and would get put down immediately if i asked her. hell i've never even had a gf //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

sorry if it's been pointed out, i didn't read anything but your post, but i think you really need some help bud. Even if she said yes, the minute she finds out that you have no friends and are lame enough to not even be able to make online friends she'd probably take me up on my mail bomb offer.

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

sorry if it's been pointed out, i didn't read anything but your post, but i think you really need some help bud. Even if she said yes, the minute she finds out that you have no friends and are lame enough to not even be able to make online friends she'd probably take me up on my mail bomb offer.

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[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Be like "George" and do the opposite of everything...
"Hi! I'm luvinthebass, a geeky guy, I wear glasses and live with my parents.."

If every instinct in your life has been wrong; then the opposite must be right..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

You're 21.

Live life.

 

[mtdewelf 10+ year member]

Am I the only other one who agrees with this??

eh, i understand the point of it but i work at a store and if i weren't all but married i'd be taking chicks out to eat **** near everyday. That is the one thing that will work most the time.

kinda lame, but not nearly as lame as you. something i've used sincerely, NOT trying to pick up a chick but i'm certain it'd work since i have taken whoever i ask to eat with it.

"Hey i'm bout to take my lunch and was wondering if you could help me decide where to eat."

her: blah blah blah blah blah

"well thanks for advice, maybe you;d be interested in me buying you lunch to return the favor?"

 

[ndnbolla 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif , I thought I was the only one who got that.

 

[Fast1one 10+ year member]

You're 21.
Live life.

My thoughts exactly //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Am I the only other one who agrees with this??

Yes, must be a KS thing.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

i'm 22 in 8 dayz //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

Never even had a girlfriend.....fuck a girlfriend. The real question is, have you ever had ****?

i never have:blush:

 

[Railrocker 10+ year member]

Ummm Ya!

Anyways just cause she was friggin hot doesnt mean squat. Sometimes super hot chicks never get asked out cause every decent guy thinks they are way out of their league. The only guys that ask them out are chicken shits on ego trips that are usally arrogant and they are usually the ones not worth the chicks time.

 

[supraman1379 10+ year member]

i never have:blush:

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[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

i'm serious, i've never had **** before