saturday night dance contest

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

yup yup, so anyways, cliffs until the good part (condensed version, cause i dont wanna type all tha ballin dets)

a. friends b-day party at a club where the older crowd hangs out, bout 12 of us in our group

b. club is havin disco night with a dance contest later on

c. im buzzin off of several beers and jagerbombs, yo!

d. out on dance floor entertainin tha crowd, when this lady starts askin one of tha girls in my group about me. "is this your hubby?", "whats his name?", "he is an awesome dancer!".

e. dance contest starts and ove the mic, i hear "tappin, please come to the stage". ok, what evs. "if you dance in our contest you get a $20 bar tab"

f. i dance, and start poppin tha buttons on my shirt, crowd is lovin it. get it unbuttoned and fling it off my shoulders.

heres where the fun begins...

tha old ladies in tha club are going wild, when this old fat security guy come up to me and says, "you need to button that shirt son." ok, cool, i button one button and he heads across tha dance floor to tha other side of room. im right behind him, dancin , just followin him across the floor. next thing i know, 2 more old, fat security guys come up. "button that shirt all the way, son!" i say, "its hard to dance and button at tha same time, bro, plus im tryin to win this contest." fattest guy says "thats not how you win." i say "that might not be how YOU win, but did you see this body?" motioning to my chest. they immediately grab me and escort me outside. crowd was clearly upset, and somehow i didnt win tha contest.

g. i returned later and got my drink on...

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[NASTY08IMPALA 5,000+ posts]

h. you're a tool

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

I. What it do?!

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

what da dealie, whats realie? bust down dat philly. go odeschool witta zag, hump back like willy

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Wait, there was no *** in this story.

i said it was tha condensed version. i cant write a novel eretime!!!

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

This water taste like blood

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

Ive read where is waldo books that had a better plot then this bullshit

 

[bgowdy 5,000+ posts]

Ive read where is waldo books that had a better plot then this bullshit

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