sadness

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

Its because you touch yourself at night.

mommy told me that would happen, but i didnt believe her

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[pensacol 10+ year member]

Dude, don't you know that santa sends some invisible elf's inside first to make sure your asleep! If your not, he will come back one more time, and if you are still not asleep, he will skip you. By the way, sometimes you will get a naughty invisible elf, that likes to touch you in the no no spot so be carefull.