S**t-vomit!

[JOHNJOHN485 10+ year member]

I woke up this morning with my nose hairs curled and my eyes burning. My ****ing dog took a shit in the early hours of the morning and then decided to eat it to hide the evidence. The problem is that it makes him sick and then he throws it up. I woke up at 5:45 am to the strong smell of shit-vomit on the carpet. Oh, and he walks around the ****ing house burping it up too. So basically he shit-vomit-farts out of his mouth. You ****ing dumb dog. You are 3 years old and house broken. Why would you do that? If you take a shit on the carpet just leave it there. It is so much easier to clean up that way. I'm not going to let you in the house today because even if you stop barfing up shit-vomit you still burp it up which makes the house smell like SHIT-VOMIT! **** you and then next time another dog is butt-****ing you at the dog park I'm not coming to your rescue.

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[SplAffair 10+ year member]

haha

 

[SotoGrip 10+ year member]

llllllloooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllll

 

[JOHNJOHN485 10+ year member]

haha

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[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

This is a WIN thread to wake up to.

 

[thaster 10+ year member]

dont feed him for a week. that will teach him

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

ahahahahahahahahahahah.

 

[SplAffair 10+ year member]

This is a WIN thread to wake up to.

my thoughts exactly

ahahahahahahahahahahah.

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[JOHNJOHN485 10+ year member]

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[SplAffair 10+ year member]

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punt the dog off a bridge?

if its any good it will survive

 

[JOHNJOHN485 10+ year member]

punt the dog off a bridge?if its any good it will survive

lol

 

[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

No one likes someone else's shit-vomit. You should shit-vomit all over the place to teach your dog a lesson.

 

[SplAffair 10+ year member]

No one likes someone else's shit-vomit. You should shit-vomit all over the place to teach your dog a lesson.

sounds like a win to me

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[adrian1185 10+ year member]

LMAO this thread is classic!

 

[bw_audio 10+ year member]

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