Roomate prank wars.

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

get some buck scent and pour it on the manifolds of his car. once it heats up it will smell nice. or you could pour a little bit under his seat or something.

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

light a bag of shit on fire and sit in infront of his door. knock on the door and run away. Obvisouly since its inside first thing hes going to think is fire! gotta put it out! Old but most likely will work. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

fold a Fire sauce in half from taco bel, put a slit in it and put it under the feet on the toilet seat. When its squished it will squirt on his bag. I did this at a place where I used to work and when I went into the bathroom a technician was washing his sac off in the sink. He said it burned.

LOL that's the first one i've laughed at in this thread

 

[audioinsanity 10+ year member]

while he is sleeping you can superglue his fingers and toes together you could you could also find random things and glue them on too

i also like this one too http://prankvote.com/11.html

 

[blong131 10+ year member]

glitter in the air vents...that shit is impossible to get outta ur car even if u vaccum

 

[spoonraker 10+ year member]

One time I took and old printer (one of those big all in one printer/scanner/copier/faxer things) and tied a 50' long clothes line around it, which I then attached to the trailer hitch of my dad's Jeep. I then placed the printer and all the slack clothes line underneath the Jeep so that you couldn't see it unless you happened to look under it or notice that something was tied to the trailer hitch.

As you can imagine, when he pulled out of the driveway with a big old printer attached by a long rope to the back of his car, fun things happened. He got pulled over on the way to work that morning and I can just imagine the conversation that he and the cop had.

Really random I know...but I got a kick out of it

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

tape a lb of cocaine under his car then call the cops, wait until there on the way then tell him about it and toss him the keys.

 

[spoonraker 10+ year member]

Oh and this is another funny thing I did to somebody... I don't think you'll be able to do this but if the situation just happens to come up, keep this in mind.

My dad got really really REALLY hammered one night and his friends drove him home in his Jeep. I came home and he was still in the passenger seat of the Jeep, completely passed out. I very carefully climbed into the drivers seat and started the Jeep. I slowly drove about 5 blocks down the street, where I then parked the Jeep in the middle of somebody's lawn, got out, and walked home.

Several hours later he returned home and reported nothing unusual.

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

FYI I did the saran wrap one recently, but I filled the sink with water and put a fish in it to really distract him, so he pissed quite a bit before he realized what happened

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

give him a hot lunch.....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

 

[goodstuff 10+ year member]

One time I took and old printer (one of those big all in one printer/scanner/copier/faxer things) and tied a 50' long clothes line around it, which I then attached to the trailer hitch of my dad's Jeep. I then placed the printer and all the slack clothes line underneath the Jeep so that you couldn't see it unless you happened to look under it or notice that something was tied to the trailer hitch.
As you can imagine, when he pulled out of the driveway with a big old printer attached by a long rope to the back of his car, fun things happened. He got pulled over on the way to work that morning and I can just imagine the conversation that he and the cop had.

Really random I know...but I got a kick out of it

ha ha ha ok I'm lookin at a busted printer as I type this lol and then out at the trailer hitch for his truck lol..."if the situation comes up" lol ...he gonn be mad.

 

[alias3r 10+ year member]

tape a lb of cocaine under his car then call the cops, wait until there on the way then tell him about it and toss him the keys.

nice try... that was from taladaga nights or however u spell it...

 

[alias3r 10+ year member]

u could also use a lighter to heat up the door handle of his car before he goes to get in it. he wont think anything of it and hell open the door with a big surprise.

 

[ufvj2172]

ceran wrap his car
also could get him really really drunk and duct tape him to a pole outside or something

saran wrap is funny as hell...when i worked at KnK i used to steal like the industrial sized rolls and wrap cars and after like 3 layers around u cant get that shit off without a knife lol

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

One time I took and old printer (one of those big all in one printer/scanner/copier/faxer things) and tied a 50' long clothes line around it, which I then attached to the trailer hitch of my dad's Jeep. I then placed the printer and all the slack clothes line underneath the Jeep so that you couldn't see it unless you happened to look under it or notice that something was tied to the trailer hitch.
As you can imagine, when he pulled out of the driveway with a big old printer attached by a long rope to the back of his car, fun things happened. He got pulled over on the way to work that morning and I can just imagine the conversation that he and the cop had.

Really random I know...but I got a kick out of it

haha, I have done this before with old VHS tapes on my friends car. Just break the tape and tie it to something and throw it under.