Roomate prank wars.

[goodstuff 10+ year member]

Well it started with him popping a bag next to my head while I was napping at the kitchen table....I retaliated with a boating horn blast to his head when he fell asleep in front of the tv (something he conveniently does often). At one point I bugged his computer so whenever he hit any button it would repeatedly say either the word "salty" or "beeyatch" in a chipmunk type voice. Well the other day he sprayed me with the sprayer hose while I was on the phone and not paying attention to him. The other night he put a rubber band on the sink sprayer hose and got my g.f pretty good cause she had a good buzz on and it took her about 5 minutes to figure it out and shut the water off. Well I know my next prank will be the same thing he did to my g.f except I'm going to tie fishing line to the handle and turn it on when he walks by..but what else should I do to him...in line with the pranks we've done...nothing harmfully or really destructive. I know this thread has been done before so all you post *****s and screen humpers who've read every post ever made on ca.com can eat a dix in advance...thanks/

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[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

take fishing hooks with really fine fishing thread and hang them in the shower stall in specific tacticle locations, a hook to the eyeball will learn him who's boss

 

[WantedIsHere]

could always do the good ole plastic wrap on the toilet bowl... so when he wakes up to take a piss it comes right back to him...

 

[slim j 10+ year member]

push him down in the shower

**** his mouth

 

[TreyE 10+ year member]

stink bomb in his bed?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I'm still trying to figure out why this wasn't posted in the lounge. It has nothing to do with car audio.

 

[spoonraker 10+ year member]

Remap the keys on his keyboard so whenever he presses the "e" key it types "**** YOU"

this is also fun to do on school/public computers

 

[goodstuff 10+ year member]

Remap the keys on his keyboard so whenever he presses the "e" key it types "**** YOU"
this is also fun to do on school/public computers

How would I do that?

 

[Max_Power 10+ year member]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ts9pqNvJFqY

cant believe no said anything about this yet

 

[connersdad19 10+ year member]

if he has a computer.....do the broken screen trick....well lcd

http://www.break.com/index/cracked-lcd-screen-prank.html

you can always put a dead bird in his cereal as well

http://www.break.com/index/roommate-cereal-prank.html

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

You could alway do the classic, make the desktop a screenshot of it and then hide all the icons so he can't click anything.

 

[spoonraker 10+ year member]

There's a number of ways to do it. Some programs have it as an option, like MS Word, or you can install the keyboard drivers/software and look around. Google.

 

[spoonraker 10+ year member]

Or make a batch file that restarts the computer and set it to automatically launch at startup. If he's a computer noob that will have him really stumped.

 

[goodstuff 10+ year member]

Ha ha the vid is pretty funny...we have wood floors so the butter trick would work too well...I bet he'd break his leg and wouldn't be able to rake leaves anymore lol...I thought about the saran wrap toilet already but I'm sure I'd end up cleaning it up lol...

 

[TreyE 10+ year member]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ts9pqNvJFqY
cant believe no said anything about this yet

lmao!